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Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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From the back rank: "Don't tell him your name Pike!"
'Have you got any tattoos under those gloves?
Now look here Harry!
Ooops, sorry wrong uniform!
Ooops, sorry wrong uniform!
Condolences…..ERRR I mean congratulations on your decision to join the RAF
Well son the reason the middle of this uniform is bulging out is be because my body rejects any non Naval uniform I put on.
Think bubble over recruits head after observing the obvious wrinkle and folds on Charlie’s uniform.
“I guess I don’t feel so bad now, seeing as how the supply system can’t even provide a properly fitting uniform for the King !”
“I guess I don’t feel so bad now, seeing as how the supply system can’t even provide a properly fitting uniform for the King !”
Cheer up, I was in a holding post for 70 years.
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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And what posting are you hoping to get on finishing training?
Why I'd like to be a pilot on the Royal Flight Sir.
I think you'll find I have that covered myself.
Why I'd like to be a pilot on the Royal Flight Sir.
I think you'll find I have that covered myself.
"My advice to you is keep a firm hold on your joystick - like this, you see?
They won't let me fly an aeroplane any more, so I keep my hand in with this sword. Nearly circumcised myself last week - Camilla thought it was very funny.
Oh well, must get along - can't stand here chinwagging all day, eh?"
They won't let me fly an aeroplane any more, so I keep my hand in with this sword. Nearly circumcised myself last week - Camilla thought it was very funny.
Oh well, must get along - can't stand here chinwagging all day, eh?"
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I say, does anyone here have a horse?
Because if you do, I'll make you a very good deal for it
Because if you do, I'll make you a very good deal for it
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
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"No Medals? Mine keep arriving in the post."
"Nice tattoo, young man, but couldn't you wait until you could grow a real moustache?"