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Old 12th Feb 2024, 10:54
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"What's that??? A joke about norks, you say? Oh, yes, let's hear it; Daddy was very fond of norks, you know!"
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Old 12th Feb 2024, 12:24
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Ok time for the results: In order we have

1st

SLXOwft with

Cheer up, I was in a holding post for 70 years.
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MPN11 with

"No Medals? Mine keep arriving in the post."
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"Well, young man, how many aeroplanes have YOU bent?"
My entries would have been along the lines of.

"Ohh dear, I do hope it didn't take you long to polish those shoes, it's the prostate you know, i just let go at the most inopportune times"
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Old 12th Feb 2024, 13:12
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Thanks Nutty, there will be a slight delay while dig out a photo.
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Old 12th Feb 2024, 16:52
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Couldn't find the one I was looking for so try your ingenious wit on this. Apologies for the image quality


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Old 12th Feb 2024, 17:12
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"I spy strangers"
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Old 12th Feb 2024, 17:31
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The conga was ever popular at mess dances...
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Old 12th Feb 2024, 18:36
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Can one of you Nav's go over to the shop and get some Yorkie's.
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Old 12th Feb 2024, 19:32
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Not a caption

FYI, I did not initially realize that each airplane has a refueling drogue out, until I expanded the picture
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Old 12th Feb 2024, 19:35
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Think bubble over the cockpit of last airplane

” I so do hate having to suck the hind tit ! “
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Old 12th Feb 2024, 19:42
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Rather than daisy-chaining extensions, wouldn't it be easier to get a longer lead?
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Old 12th Feb 2024, 20:15
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"Let's all play Suck-a-Bucc!"
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Old 12th Feb 2024, 20:16
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If we do this in a circle, we could fly for ever!
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Old 12th Feb 2024, 20:18
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This is what cutbacks in Navigation training result in - 3/4 of aircrew have to be led home...
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Old 12th Feb 2024, 20:20
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They always thought there was a 'touch of velvet' about the CO, but when he said he fancied a daisy chain, there was a deliberate misunderstanding.
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Old 12th Feb 2024, 20:22
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"Who let the yank in? Who? Who?"
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Old 12th Feb 2024, 20:39
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Phantom pilot: "I say, you chaps, we are going to Lossie, aren't we?"
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Old 12th Feb 2024, 20:40
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Too close for guns, switching to fuel dump!
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Old 12th Feb 2024, 20:43
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Tom Hank's remake of "The Centipede".
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Old 12th Feb 2024, 20:48
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It's more fun when it's gusty, you get a kind of Mexican wave...
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Bumber sticker reads : Pilot to bumbadier , if you are going to ride my ass , please pull my ponytail as well
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