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Scheissen! At this rate we will still be looking for the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies by Van Klompf when World War Two starts...
Are you sure it was secreted in the potato mashers mein Kapitan? I thought Gruber hinted that it was in one of the sausages...
Are you sure it was secreted in the potato mashers mein Kapitan? I thought Gruber hinted that it was in one of the sausages...
Now, Chaps we’re looking all the one with a Best Before Date of Oct 1821 the rest aren’t mature enough
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Individually packaged Asparagus, who would have thought....
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'Ang on, this one's gotta bit ov string 'anging out the 'andle end, there, that's better, i've pulled it out.
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i've never see Suppositories in this size beforez.... But ze boss say's they makes the Britishers sh*t themselves, and ze have runs everyvhere
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Brock here savs avter ze war he is going into firevorks.
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Unt all because zer ladies love zer Milchtray...
Now, the key to balancing these things is all in the knee.
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"Better be quick, or I'll drop one of those potato mashers on you - and then you'll really know your chips are up for good!"
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To the sound of murmured incantations, the Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch are reverently distributed to the supplicants.
"Sorry Feldwebel, I thought you said BONG, not bang!"
In November 1917, the German High Command issues Kaleidoscopes to cheer up the troops.
Germans practising pulling crackers for Christmas, 1914 - "remember which end der Tommy holds!"
Shrinkflation hits the panzerfaust!
The Jagdfliegerkorps fitters prepare for their first (and final) juggling exhibition!
"Sorry Feldwebel, I thought you said BONG, not bang!"
In November 1917, the German High Command issues Kaleidoscopes to cheer up the troops.
Germans practising pulling crackers for Christmas, 1914 - "remember which end der Tommy holds!"
Shrinkflation hits the panzerfaust!
The Jagdfliegerkorps fitters prepare for their first (and final) juggling exhibition!
"How kin you put the cart before the 'orse if they ain't no 'orse?", asked Private McGillicuddy, rhetorically.
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Whizz-bangs no. Drop-bangs yes. Any other questions?
