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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 19th Dec 2019, 01:14
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The rush was on to get to the Senate for the impeachment vote.
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Old 19th Dec 2019, 04:21
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Private "Parts" Epstein showed the kids that his GPS ankle bracelet must have fallen off, and said it would be great fun if they went with him into the sand dunes to look for it...
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Old 19th Dec 2019, 06:00
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Nutty decides not to play and takes his ball home. after all with Buster as the Judge, Jury and executioner he has NO chance.
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Old 19th Dec 2019, 06:04
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Jonah Lomu in South Africa 1995 gets in some practice before the semi final
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Old 19th Dec 2019, 06:11
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With the AFL taking games to London it was not far off that games were played in Baghdad
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Old 19th Dec 2019, 06:57
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In a recent initiative, Helicopter Crews are trained to run away from underage girls.
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Old 19th Dec 2019, 11:40
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Pretend its actually the British Army

If the MOD had not spent soo much on the Queen Lz and F35 we could have had a couple of Camels, ah well running is safer than walking
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Old 19th Dec 2019, 15:04
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"Getting local kids to lark around a bit is enough to write 'distinguished military career' on my CV."
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Old 19th Dec 2019, 16:39
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Corporal Maxwell Q Klinger brings up the rear as usual, even though he'd swapped his stilettos for a pair of all terrain sandals...
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Old 19th Dec 2019, 17:34
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The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. OK, that's passed the 10-character minimum. Now for the caption.

BUNDLE!
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Old 19th Dec 2019, 19:38
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Guess who farted
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Old 19th Dec 2019, 21:02
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I cant believe it, a bunch of middle aged men and kids playing football and not a Man United shirt in sight
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Old 19th Dec 2019, 22:48
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At the top of his voice: "Hey, mate - I can't remember what the top secret instructions said to do when we'd lured the mob out of the shade of the tree."
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Old 20th Dec 2019, 14:02
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Hank knew that he did not have to win the Friday evening race to get the prettiest camel. His tin of camel treats was always going to put him in the front line for their favours.
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Old 20th Dec 2019, 14:19
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I know that I signed up for the Presidents Space Force, but this is not the space I imagined
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Old 20th Dec 2019, 14:27
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Well I found this old lamp under a rock and when I rubbed it a Genie gave me 3 wishes and I asked for a great big weapon, a great attraction to others and the ability to see in the dark. and this is what I got
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Old 20th Dec 2019, 15:19
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"And so, as our tour of Crossrail concludes, I'm sure you'll all agree there's no sign at all of any work being done, a tribute to the Considerate Contractors scheme."
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Old 20th Dec 2019, 15:20
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Young and old alike enjoyed the annual Easter Grenade hunt.

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Old 20th Dec 2019, 16:41
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Yep...we told them you were Tom Cruise!
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If only Carlsberg made Baggage Loaders at airports.
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