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Old 11th Apr 2020, 00:09
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Ellie Hoskins and Kermit the Frog's love child.
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Hoskins pulled Kermit
Hoskins pulled Kermit
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Hoskins told the witch to do one, she did.
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Princess Fiona kissed the Invisible Man, but it obviously wasn't "True love's first kiss."
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Greta's last meeting with Trump went well then?
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Rt. Hon. Sec. of State for Defence: "I am delighted to inform the House that my review of Army uniform has cut costs by 99.37%."


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Oh Yes sir, They all agreed The Emperors new clothes were wonderfull ...
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On his wedding day morning, Hoskins woke up to what the lads had done on his stag do
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Hoskins was glad the 14 day self isolation was over, however did not anticipate the changes in his wife
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Brian had not realised what was meant when ordered "to wear "Body Cam" when out on patrol.
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Funnily enough Hoskins was not appreciated at the post pandemic Party invite " Come as you are"
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Del Boy dresses as a Super Hero, however missed the cancellation voicemail
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They were all out of Vicars and Tarts fancy dress he wailed
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HoHoHo, Green Giant.
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Hoskins looked to fit in on St Patrick's day.
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Building T-430 was a bit lik Area 51....... nobody was ever the same again.
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Hoskins over did the Green Guinness on St Patrick's day.
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Today's army thundered the Secretary of State will accept anybody, words that came famous back to haunt him.
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