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Old 10th Apr 2020, 15:28
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After his visit to Building T-430, fellow members of the regiment notice a subtle change in RSM Savage...
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“The doc said good news, it’s not Covid-19 but he definitely wants to see that bottle of suntan lotion I bought from China”.
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The Incredible Hulks God Daughter runs onto the pitch and scares the opposing team
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Mr Hoskins suffered a reaction to the blue green slime in the lake.
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Soldier on left taking off boots
"Hang onto my ankles lads, i'm going in "
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In Aldershot the Para initiaton takes a tone down
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The all over Condom is modified in the ICU unit
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Sweet corn again for tea lads!
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NHS England released the 1000th patient to recover from Coronavirus indicating that any remaining side effects will dissappear soon
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Porton Down release the Skripals after 6 months quarantine
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Even Warsteiner beer-goggles couldn’t convince Chuck it was worth a go.
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Aer Lingus reveals its new Cabin Crew uniform, to mixed reviews.
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Well this way there is no way the Police will go close to me and ask what i'm doing
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Sir, she says the chemical toilet has backfired again
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Blackadder, I see no evidence whatsoever of insanity.
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If this doesn't make people keep 2m away from me.....
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Nice one, Nutty.

Have you any more from your family album?
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Right, lads - this is what I expect you to look like after a cross-country run.
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