RAF Types only - Which way to jump?
zetec2,
No, no; we'd have grandfather rights to a 'tache 
You weren't, perchance a member of the sub aqua club at Cotty?
Nut,
<<recentralise that!!!!!!!!!>>
Hear hear!
would the RAF have to wear dark blue & grow beards ?
You weren't, perchance a member of the sub aqua club at Cotty?
Nut,
<<recentralise that!!!!!!!!!>>
Hear hear!
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MGD we all know at one time you where hooded, gagged and buggered at some stage by some Jungly types, but you really need to get over it. However if this is your only outlet for your fragile emotions thats fine by me. How far down the light blue que are for your op by the way?
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Guided todger
Don't you be beastly to MGD. He is my target
PS Prooph-redding does not seem to be your forty................
PPS It is Jungly in the singular, and are we not?
Don't you be beastly to MGD. He is my target
PS Prooph-redding does not seem to be your forty................
PPS It is Jungly in the singular, and are we not?
Guided,
if you think I am planning to transfer just to teach the RN/RM correct use of the English language, you are much mistaken.
And in answer to your question, CHF normally arrive far to late in an operation to find me. Stand fast Al Faw where we allowed you a supporting role. You could mean the other type of operation, but that's Merlins and I think you chaps are about to jump the queue on that one!
When we initially deployed to Afghanistan in 2002, I seem to remember waving goodbye as you headed back to the UK. I think it's time you went back to sweating over infant school spelling, and left the banter to Bast0n. He's not much better, but does include some degree of humour.
Fly safe
MGD
if you think I am planning to transfer just to teach the RN/RM correct use of the English language, you are much mistaken.
And in answer to your question, CHF normally arrive far to late in an operation to find me. Stand fast Al Faw where we allowed you a supporting role. You could mean the other type of operation, but that's Merlins and I think you chaps are about to jump the queue on that one!
When we initially deployed to Afghanistan in 2002, I seem to remember waving goodbye as you headed back to the UK. I think it's time you went back to sweating over infant school spelling, and left the banter to Bast0n. He's not much better, but does include some degree of humour.
Fly safe
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PPS again
The title of this thread has confused me for some time now.
I always thought that crabs did not jump - merely scuttled sideways - usually into hiding.
Dammit I was wrong. After much research I have come up with crabs actually jumping forwards, and over Ryanair at that
Come to think of it - that may be the best place for you Minitodger
Mini T - do you think that Gydid wippon is a dark blue
The title of this thread has confused me for some time now.
RAF Types only - Which way to jump?
Dammit I was wrong. After much research I have come up with crabs actually jumping forwards, and over Ryanair at that
Come to think of it - that may be the best place for you Minitodger
Mini T - do you think that Gydid wippon is a dark blue
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MGD
Rumour has it that the mythical MGD is a little portly, I dont believe CHF hold a daily pie eating contest, however I do believe they would make you feel welcome in the more traditional way that you have become accustomed to. I would be at the front of the que!
Rumour has it that the mythical MGD is a little portly, I dont believe CHF hold a daily pie eating contest, however I do believe they would make you feel welcome in the more traditional way that you have become accustomed to. I would be at the front of the que!
Guided,
if I could make sense of your incoherent ramblings, I would attempt some banter - but I can't.
1 que Complementiser (a) (reduced to qu' before a vowel) that; il a pensé/dit ~... he thought/said that...
(b) (used as a relative pronoun representing the direct object: can be omitted in English if this doesn't lead to ambiguity) that, which, (for a person) that (sometimes !), who, whom (frm); l'homme ~ j'ai vu hier the man who I saw yesterday, the man (that) I saw yesterday; le café qu'il a préparé the coffee that he made
(c) ce ~ what; ce ~ tu as dit what you said; ce qu'il pense what he thinks
2 que Preposition (a) (in comparisons) than; moins/plus ~ less/more than; il est plus grand ~ moi he's taller than me, he's taller than I am, he's taller than I (frm); la pièce est plus grande qu'elle ne paraît the room is larger than it looks; plutôt ~ rather than; je préfèrerais aller au cinéma ~ que (de) rester ici I'd prefer to go to the cinema than stay here, I'd rather go to the cinema than stay here
3 que Adverb (a) how ( adj, adv), what a ( sg noun), what ( plur or uncountable noun); ~ de mal what trouble; (qu'est-ce) qu'il est stupide! he's so stupid!
4 que Complementiser (a) (Slang: used with a question word; no direct translation) quelle heure qu'il est? what time is it? (neutral); pourquoi qu'il n'est pas venu? why ain't he come?; pourquoi ~ les fous c'est nous? why's it us what's mad?
5 que Negative particle (a) just, only; ce n'est ~ le premier pas it's just (or) only the first step; il n'étudie ~ l'anglais he just (or) only studies English, all he studies is English; il ne fait ~ travailler all he does is work, he does nothing but work; pas ~ not just, not only (more frm); il n'y a pas ~ des français there aren't just French people here
6 que Adverb (a) (literary) why (neutral), wherefore (archaic); ~ ne put-il terminer son travail? wherefore could he not finish his task?
queue
• noun 1 a line of people or vehicles awaiting their turn to be attended to or to proceed. 2 Computing a list of data items, commands, etc., stored so as to be retrievable in a definite order. • verb (queues, queued, queuing or queueing) wait in a queue.
We'll move onto adding up numbers another day.
if I could make sense of your incoherent ramblings, I would attempt some banter - but I can't.
1 que Complementiser (a) (reduced to qu' before a vowel) that; il a pensé/dit ~... he thought/said that...
(b) (used as a relative pronoun representing the direct object: can be omitted in English if this doesn't lead to ambiguity) that, which, (for a person) that (sometimes !), who, whom (frm); l'homme ~ j'ai vu hier the man who I saw yesterday, the man (that) I saw yesterday; le café qu'il a préparé the coffee that he made
(c) ce ~ what; ce ~ tu as dit what you said; ce qu'il pense what he thinks
2 que Preposition (a) (in comparisons) than; moins/plus ~ less/more than; il est plus grand ~ moi he's taller than me, he's taller than I am, he's taller than I (frm); la pièce est plus grande qu'elle ne paraît the room is larger than it looks; plutôt ~ rather than; je préfèrerais aller au cinéma ~ que (de) rester ici I'd prefer to go to the cinema than stay here, I'd rather go to the cinema than stay here
3 que Adverb (a) how ( adj, adv), what a ( sg noun), what ( plur or uncountable noun); ~ de mal what trouble; (qu'est-ce) qu'il est stupide! he's so stupid!
4 que Complementiser (a) (Slang: used with a question word; no direct translation) quelle heure qu'il est? what time is it? (neutral); pourquoi qu'il n'est pas venu? why ain't he come?; pourquoi ~ les fous c'est nous? why's it us what's mad?
5 que Negative particle (a) just, only; ce n'est ~ le premier pas it's just (or) only the first step; il n'étudie ~ l'anglais he just (or) only studies English, all he studies is English; il ne fait ~ travailler all he does is work, he does nothing but work; pas ~ not just, not only (more frm); il n'y a pas ~ des français there aren't just French people here
6 que Adverb (a) (literary) why (neutral), wherefore (archaic); ~ ne put-il terminer son travail? wherefore could he not finish his task?
queue
• noun 1 a line of people or vehicles awaiting their turn to be attended to or to proceed. 2 Computing a list of data items, commands, etc., stored so as to be retrievable in a definite order. • verb (queues, queued, queuing or queueing) wait in a queue.
We'll move onto adding up numbers another day.
Yawn,
if this is what passes for banter, I might migrate to facetube. The portly jibe is mildly amusing but could be aimed at half the military if we are honest. Yes, I've seen a few RN/RM aircrew that require a second glance at the ODM before getting airborne.
However, a little less time looking at oneself in the gym mirror and a little more navigation practice and you may spend a little less time trying to invade Spain (instead of Gibraltar), or repeatedly explaining to the nice Iranian gentlemen why you feel the border must have been moved.
Anymore blazing wit? or are we all done for a while?
if this is what passes for banter, I might migrate to facetube. The portly jibe is mildly amusing but could be aimed at half the military if we are honest. Yes, I've seen a few RN/RM aircrew that require a second glance at the ODM before getting airborne.
However, a little less time looking at oneself in the gym mirror and a little more navigation practice and you may spend a little less time trying to invade Spain (instead of Gibraltar), or repeatedly explaining to the nice Iranian gentlemen why you feel the border must have been moved.
Anymore blazing wit? or are we all done for a while?
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Of course, the Army and Navy are chuffed all the way to NAAFI break at having the tone thoroughly lowered by a bunch of crabfat HR-intensive G1 wonders with FMeds the size of the Yellow Pages.
What the fcuk are we supposed to do with:
18 year-old Flight Sgts
18 stone engineers
OC Stn Diversity and other such commissariat types
etc, etc
What the fcuk are we supposed to do with:
18 year-old Flight Sgts
18 stone engineers
OC Stn Diversity and other such commissariat types
etc, etc
At least it will raise the collective IQ. However, I don't really see this happening, and if it does, I see few transferring over. So, I wouldn't lose sleep thinking about it. Besides, you don't strike me as adaequately equipped to think much anyway.
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Are you still going to be banging on about something which had nothing to do with the Fleet Air Arm for the rest of your dull life.
Regarding getting lost, I find that a little bit cheeky considering you are an RAF "Nav Assist, blah, blah, blah" type.
Yes I am now done, we have established that I can't spell and that you are a fat b##stard!
Regarding getting lost, I find that a little bit cheeky considering you are an RAF "Nav Assist, blah, blah, blah" type.
Yes I am now done, we have established that I can't spell and that you are a fat b##stard!
Oh dear,
I think I know why you're tired and emotional. You can't be the only member of CHF turned down by the light blue can you?
God knows the queue is a long one, but we can't take everyone. Try the Air Cadets.
I think I know why you're tired and emotional. You can't be the only member of CHF turned down by the light blue can you?
God knows the queue is a long one, but we can't take everyone. Try the Air Cadets.
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Just remind me again how many people have been turned down, I cant recall one!!!
In fact isnt it the case that the RAf have taken to poaching from the RN, due to a shortage of healthy slim chaps.
I heard a rumour that you are not helping this numbers situation!
In fact isnt it the case that the RAf have taken to poaching from the RN, due to a shortage of healthy slim chaps.
I heard a rumour that you are not helping this numbers situation!
