Yawn,
if this is what passes for banter, I might migrate to facetube. The portly jibe is mildly amusing but could be aimed at half the military if we are honest. Yes, I've seen a few RN/RM aircrew that require a second glance at the ODM before getting airborne.
However, a little less time looking at oneself in the gym mirror and a little more navigation practice and you may spend a little less time trying to invade Spain (instead of Gibraltar), or repeatedly explaining to the nice Iranian gentlemen why you feel the border must have been moved.
Anymore blazing wit? or are we all done for a while?