Blessed are the cheese makers!
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There's nothin' Nietsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mills of his own free will,
on half a pint of cider was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whisky every day,
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle and Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart 'I drink therefore I am!'
There's nothin' Nietsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the wrist,
Socrates himself is particularly missed - a lovely little thinker but a buggger when he's pissed!
Is this right? It's been years since I heard it - feel free to edit it anyone!
[ 22 July 2001: Message edited by: Captain Kirk ]
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mills of his own free will,
on half a pint of cider was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whisky every day,
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle and Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart 'I drink therefore I am!'
There's nothin' Nietsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the wrist,
Socrates himself is particularly missed - a lovely little thinker but a buggger when he's pissed!
Is this right? It's been years since I heard it - feel free to edit it anyone!
[ 22 July 2001: Message edited by: Captain Kirk ]
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This is my Beer
There are many like it, but this one is mine
My Beer is my best friend
I must master it as I must master my life
Mithout me my Beer is useless
Without my Beer, I am useless
I must shotgun my Beer true
I must drink faster than my enemy,
who is trying to outdrink me
I must outdrink him before he outdrinks me
I will!
Before God, I swear this creed
My Beer and myself are defenders of my Sqn
We are the masters of our enemy
We are the saviours of my life
So be it!
Until there is no Beer
But peace, Amen
There are many like it, but this one is mine
My Beer is my best friend
I must master it as I must master my life
Mithout me my Beer is useless
Without my Beer, I am useless
I must shotgun my Beer true
I must drink faster than my enemy,
who is trying to outdrink me
I must outdrink him before he outdrinks me
I will!
Before God, I swear this creed
My Beer and myself are defenders of my Sqn
We are the masters of our enemy
We are the saviours of my life
So be it!
Until there is no Beer
But peace, Amen
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No, well we don't have "Rarnaby Budge" by Charles Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author, and perhaps to save time I should add that we don't have "Karnaby Fudge" by Darles Chickens, or "Farmer of Sludge" by Marles Pickens, or even "Stickwick Stapers" by Farles Wickens with four M's and a silent Q!!!!! Why don't you try W. H. Smith's?
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I would like to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very Boutique...
The er Norwegian Blue, what's er wrong with it?
IT'S DEAD! that's what wrong with it!
The er Norwegian Blue, what's er wrong with it?
IT'S DEAD! that's what wrong with it!
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"Have you met my pet fish Eric?"
"He's an Alibut you know!"
"Chosen from thousands"
"Didn't like tuthers all too flat"
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[ 23 July 2001: Message edited by: HEIGHTSGOODBACK5 ]
"He's an Alibut you know!"
"Chosen from thousands"
"Didn't like tuthers all too flat"
[ 23 July 2001: Message edited by: HEIGHTSGOODBACK5 ]
[ 23 July 2001: Message edited by: HEIGHTSGOODBACK5 ]
