This is my Beer
There are many like it, but this one is mine
My Beer is my best friend
I must master it as I must master my life
Mithout me my Beer is useless
Without my Beer, I am useless
I must shotgun my Beer true
I must drink faster than my enemy,
who is trying to outdrink me
I must outdrink him before he outdrinks me
I will!
Before God, I swear this creed
My Beer and myself are defenders of my Sqn
We are the masters of our enemy
We are the saviours of my life
So be it!
Until there is no Beer
But peace, Amen