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Old 26th Jul 2001, 19:37
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Wenslydale?

yes!

you have Wenslydale?

no, that's my name Mr Wenslydale,Charles Wenslydale
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Old 28th Jul 2001, 05:16
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We'll dee-vahd the worm!

(for Foghorn Leghorn devotees)
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Old 28th Jul 2001, 10:30
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He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Old 28th Jul 2001, 13:54
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Pay attention BEags - Low & Slow posted that on page one.
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Old 28th Jul 2001, 15:40
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Enter Bluebottle

Lets fly with catapult
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Old 28th Jul 2001, 16:19
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NnT - Your wit stands out like a stream of bat's pi$$! A shaft of gold amidst the dark!

Was that one of yours, Whistler?
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Old 28th Jul 2001, 20:50
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BEags I heard Nil use the stream of bat's piss line on a Wing Commander once. Pompous arse didn't like it much

I'll have the crunchy frog.
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Old 28th Jul 2001, 21:24
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TM - I can just imagine! Good job he didn't say "Sir - you are like a dose of the clap! At first it's pleasure, then it's just a pain in the dong!"

Crunchy Frog lovingly garnished with lark's vomit? Perhaps madam would prefer the Ram's Bladder Cup or the Spring Surprise?
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Old 28th Jul 2001, 22:26
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It's a bu**er this. TM switches on PPrune and doesn't change the log in from me to her, so I appear to be having a dig at BEags!


Anyway...

BEagle is like a cream doughnut with a cherry on top. It is a pleasure when we first see him and when he is gone we long for more! One of Wilde's.
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Old 28th Jul 2001, 23:05
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It $odding was not!
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Old 29th Jul 2001, 11:28
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"This is not a proper argument"

"Yes it is"

"No it's not" .....etc.!
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Old 29th Jul 2001, 13:32
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Bring out your dead!
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Old 29th Jul 2001, 18:52
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I come from the Ministry of Silly Walks.
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Old 29th Jul 2001, 20:25
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It's never a willow.

It doesn't matter! This is hold-up, not a botany lesson!

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If it ain't broke.....
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Old 29th Jul 2001, 22:00
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Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean??
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Old 1st Aug 2001, 03:01
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"Its not much of a cheese shop is it?"

"Well, its very clean sir"

"yes, its certainly uninfected with cheese!"


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Old 1st Aug 2001, 08:23
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A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!!!!


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Bravely Sir Robin ran away!
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Old 1st Aug 2001, 22:38
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How much did you pay for this?

Err, fifty quid and eight for the fruitbat.

What fruitbat?

Eric the fruitbat.

Are all your pets called 'Eric'?

There's nothing so odd about that, Kemel Attaturk had an entire menagerie called 'Abdul'.
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"She turned me into a newt......I got better"
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