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Flying Padre - science strikes back:
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour.
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
The sun that is the source of all our power.
Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars;
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side;
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick,
But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide.
We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point,
We go 'round every two hundred million years;
And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whiz;
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!
http://www.montypython.net/cgi-bin/dl/full.cgi?galaxy.wav
[ 21 July 2001: Message edited by: misterploppy ]
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour.
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
The sun that is the source of all our power.
Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars;
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side;
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick,
But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide.
We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point,
We go 'round every two hundred million years;
And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whiz;
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!
http://www.montypython.net/cgi-bin/dl/full.cgi?galaxy.wav
[ 21 July 2001: Message edited by: misterploppy ]
<<Ve make a little hike through Bideford!>>
"Oi don't loike the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps!"
"I gave him my baby to kiss - and he bit it in the head!"
<<Ja - not much fun in Stalingrad!>>
"Mr Hilter, there's a Mr McGoering from the Square and Compasses on the phone who says he's found a place where you can hire bombers by the hour!"
<<IF HE OPENS HIS BIG MOUTH AGAIN, IT'S LAMPSHADE TIME!!>>
[ 21 July 2001: Message edited by: BEagle ]
"Oi don't loike the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps!"
"I gave him my baby to kiss - and he bit it in the head!"
<<Ja - not much fun in Stalingrad!>>
"Mr Hilter, there's a Mr McGoering from the Square and Compasses on the phone who says he's found a place where you can hire bombers by the hour!"
<<IF HE OPENS HIS BIG MOUTH AGAIN, IT'S LAMPSHADE TIME!!>>
[ 21 July 2001: Message edited by: BEagle ]
"Mr Verity! Show these 20 good people the dog kennels!"
"No - I want a mattress!"
CLANG..........."and did those feet, in ancient times...."
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"No - I want a mattress!"
CLANG..........."and did those feet, in ancient times...."
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The hymn for today.......take 2 
It's Christmas in Heaven.
All the children sing.
It's Christmas in Heaven.
Hark. Hark. Those church bells ring.
It's Christmas in Heaven.
The snow falls from the sky,
But it's nice and warm, and everyone
Looks smart and wears a tie.
It's Christmas in Heaven.
There's great films on TV:
'The Sound of Music' twice an hour
And 'Jaws' One, Two, and Three.
There's gifts for all the family.
There's toiletries and trains.
There's Sony Walkman Headphone sets
And the latest video games.
It's Christmas! It's Christmas in Heaven!
Hip hip hip hip hip hooray!
Every single day
Is Christmas day!
It's Christmas! It's Christmas in Heaven!
Hip hip hip hip hip hooray!
Every single day
Is Christmas day!
[ 21 July 2001: Message edited by: Flying_Padre ]
It's Christmas in Heaven.
All the children sing.
It's Christmas in Heaven.
Hark. Hark. Those church bells ring.
It's Christmas in Heaven.
The snow falls from the sky,
But it's nice and warm, and everyone
Looks smart and wears a tie.
It's Christmas in Heaven.
There's great films on TV:
'The Sound of Music' twice an hour
And 'Jaws' One, Two, and Three.
There's gifts for all the family.
There's toiletries and trains.
There's Sony Walkman Headphone sets
And the latest video games.
It's Christmas! It's Christmas in Heaven!
Hip hip hip hip hip hooray!
Every single day
Is Christmas day!
It's Christmas! It's Christmas in Heaven!
Hip hip hip hip hip hooray!
Every single day
Is Christmas day!
[ 21 July 2001: Message edited by: Flying_Padre ]
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable, heidegger heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table, david huuuuuuuuuume could out consuuuuuuuuuume schopen heim and schlegel, and rene decartes was a drunken f*rt who was just as schloshed as schlegel.................. nah poofters
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Roight Flying Padre, repetition! Lose 5 points and miss a turn!
Bugger! Beware the editing Padre.
Therefore, I shall release Wodewick http://www.joecrow.com/wodewick.au
[ 22 July 2001: Message edited by: fobotcso ]
Bugger! Beware the editing Padre.
Therefore, I shall release Wodewick http://www.joecrow.com/wodewick.au
[ 22 July 2001: Message edited by: fobotcso ]