Why Nobody Likes RAF Police

[TwoBoats]

Originally Posted by Lara crofts pants

You don't bite!!!

I've heard it all now. Just re-read your last post you imbecile.

Keep posting though - it just proves that this thread is achieving its aim of targetting tw@ts who react like small minded idiots.

I seem to remember you as being the discarded wife of a RAFP - you're really impartial then .... Oh sorry no doubt you are going to claim the old 'domestic violence' b******s!!!!! Easy way out that eh?

[PompeySailor]

Originally Posted by TwoBoats

I seem to remember you as being the discarded wife of a RAFP - you're really impartial then .... Oh sorry no doubt you are going to claim the old 'domestic violence' b******s!!!!! Easy way out that eh?

Nice to see the police still attach great importance to DV then? Your missus must be proud of you. Still, you don't bite, you don't flash, and you don't trade insults. You do, however, post whilst pissed (post 357) (quite common that for the old bill, along with driving offences which seem to "go away"), flash and try to compensate for being the K9 of your own household.

Small dick as well, perchance?


Be nice and don't fight too much !!! Debate is healthy, venom is not!!!!!

[TwoBoats]

Originally Posted by PompeySailor

Nice to see the police still attach great importance to DV then? Your missus must be proud of you. Still, you don't bite, you don't flash, and you don't trade insults. You do, however, post whilst pissed (post 357) (quite common that for the old bill, along with driving offences which seem to "go away"), flash and try to compensate for being the K9 of your own household.

Small dick as well, perchance?


Be nice and don't fight too much !!! Debate is healthy, venom is not!!!!!

Oh grow up for goodness sake - you don't think women use DV claims for thier own purposes, I have seen it probably far more than you, not just in RAFP but civ pol also - why do they never follow through with complaints and why do I go to the same houses all the time????

Get real and I hope you are never on the wrong side of these spurious accusations, I have seen the final results - you haven't.

As for the the small dick reference - you are after all a sailor - I would expect nothing less - ooppss mind the soap sir, suits you sir !!!!! Does that fit !!!!!! OOhhhh nice - ponce

[Pontius Navigator]

And Mrs PN noted that NO female would even look at Lara Croft's pants, let alone want to be in them.

So much for 2-boats deductive powers.

Then there was Paddy Cowap, great bloke, Brezinski (what a great name for a Provost during the cold war - never did get around to asking him how come) dug me out of the usual Friday combination change problem, or even the Cpl at a secret Lincolnshire airbase who, by name, ought to be down in Oxfordshire. Great blokes all.

[TwoBoats]

I think Brezinski, or Biscuits, as we called him ended up as a Air Commodore - be careful before you slag him off - or sh1t will follow believe me.

He is a top bloke but you cannot slag him off - no longer name names - that way the top growbag doesn't end up being sued, the site is after all liable for any deflamatory comments - yes growbags and techies take note - slag someone off pubically and you are well and truly in the poo!!!!!!!

Lets keep it at a friendly level eh?

[Pontius Navigator]

2-boat, I do not understand? What is 'slagging off' when I say "great blokes all" and clearly try and suggest that there are white as well as black?

[Molesworth Hold]

Originally Posted by Shjustme

For 16 bladdders and Sanhezzzz,
Don't forget the ex FS plod who now heads the team of 'enquiry agents' at a regional head office of a very large national firm of lawyers. But without the need of an alsation woof woof
Or the ex doggy plod Cpl who has been with Coca Cola (Europe) for many years, enjoying 5 star hospitality and first class travel perks, from Monte Carlo to Malmo, and Manchester to Munich
Not forgetting the ex FS plod who was until recent retirement the head cheeze of security for a world famous merchant bank in the city of London. The perks he had were out of this world.
When you have had time to choke on the above I'll send you another trio or two.

And let's not forget the former RAFP Sgt who has just been convicted of sexual assault.
http://www.shropshirestar.com/show_a....php?aID=47086

[wg13_dummy]

I'll slag you off publicly, TwoBoats.

Youre a humourless prick and a retarded dog lead holder. You were a WO copper? King of the tits.


Sue me.

[PompeySailor]

Originally Posted by TwoBoats

Oh grow up for goodness sake - you don't think women use DV claims for thier own purposes, I have seen it probably far more than you, not just in RAFP but civ pol also - why do they never follow through with complaints and why do I go to the same houses all the time????

Get real and I hope you are never on the wrong side of these spurious accusations, I have seen the final results - you haven't.

As for the the small dick reference - you are after all a sailor - I would expect nothing less - ooppss mind the soap sir, suits you sir !!!!! Does that fit !!!!!! OOhhhh nice - ponce

Stereotyping again, tut tut. Isn't there some evidence you should be fabricating now?

My wife works with a DV unit on the South Coast, so let's see who can piss up the wall highest shall we? When she's liaising with people who have had immediate response alarms fitted that the police don't respond to? When she ends up doing interviews at hospital bed sides? When she is trying to house and hostel people who are running from abusive partners. Funny how many coppers fall into that category as well. Funny how they never follow through because they are threatened with more, or are so used to being told that they cannot survive without big ole hubby there to help them out.

Ponce? Quality, must have taken you ages to come up with that one. Go for a lie down, your RAFP-sized brain is probably overheating. Isn't there a barrier you can raise and lower for 10 minutes to calm yourself down?

<edited for spelling that was approaching Plod like stupidity>

[Pontius Navigator]

OK, no names. Who ran the porno cinema as an island airstrip with donkeys on the runway?

Just for the dark blue element, I thought the home video of 2 matelots in Malta was tops. Matelot either side of 'young' lady sitting on settee. Matelot not in action glances to the action and immediately turns away and pukes. Brilliant. Attenborough would have thought it a master piece of casting and directing.

[Laarbruch72]

Can I just say as a new user that I'm utterly appalled at this thread. I cannot believe it hasn't been pulled by now.

Being an RAF Policeman, I am well aware (after 18 years in the job) that we're not exactly the most popular people in the RAF. That's only fair I suppose, but then that's only down to small mindedness and an all too common willingness for some to listen to other people's lies and legends. We are generally a professional and (dare I say it... cue ridicule!) nice bunch of people, although there are of course some jumped up hitlers! (I was one myself for a couple of years in my late teens, but then that's more of a fault in the system and a different subject entirely! And I think I've grown up now... )

These days you'll find that around 2 thirds of the trade have a specialisation so are more likely to be helping you in some way rather than hindering.

What I cannot believe is that so many (well, 6 or 7, you know who you are) of our so called "professional" pilots, amongst others are actually sticking the knife in as much as you are. Are we not on the same side? Have you REALLY been personally wronged by an RAF Policeman to that extent?

As an aside, I would also like to add that I have found about 50% of this thread to be, in varying amounts, tasteless, sick, humourless, untrue, and most of all childish. The "debating" skills of many also leave a lot to be desired! (And they're not all coppers!)

Banter I can handle with no problems. It's all good to have the p*ss taken out of a trade. However, slander, b*llsh*t and sick comments have no place here in my opinion.

I urge you gentlemen please, to reign this thread in a little (if it must exist), maintain some decorum, and get things back to a humourous footing.

Thanks, I think I'm finished now.

Laarbruch72

[Pontius Navigator]

Laarbruch, you are not wrong but, you must admit, there are some comments from those supposed to be RAFP, or ex, whose posts are as inflamatory and agravating as the other side.

To be 'slagged' for naming great blokes is extremely odd. I have been dug out of as many holes as I have seen others buried. Mind you, I have detected a rank bias and that I do NOT like. In that I have in mind an incident at one of the ice stations where the RAFP was intent on having my driver for speeding and ignored my presence in the vehicle. When I intervened I was virtually told to back off.

The lad might have been a legitimate target but NOT in that incident. As we pointed out, the speed limit was 30 mph but we had no way of measuring, legally, the vehicle's speed as it was an ex-RAFG vehicle.

[Lara crofts pants]

Originally Posted by TwoBoats

I seem to remember you as being the discarded wife of a RAFP - you're really impartial then .... Oh sorry no doubt you are going to claim the old 'domestic violence' b******s!!!!! Easy way out that eh?

Crikey, not sure who you think I am, but I think you've got your wires crossed!
I'm afraid I'm one of those pilot types who think you are all oxygen thieves - and you're not changing my view on that matter at all. In fact , I must say that your posts are quite funny, although you had better seek advice for your "anger issues"

[TwoBoats]

Originally Posted by PompeySailor

Stereotyping again, tut tut. Isn't there some evidence you should be fabricating now?

My wife works with a DV unit on the South Coast, so let's see who can piss up the wall highest shall we? When she's liaising with people who have had immediate response alarms fitted that the police don't respond to? When she ends up doing interviews at hospital bed sides? When she is trying to house and hostel people who are running from abusive partners. Funny how many coppers fall into that category as well. Funny how they never follow through because they are threatened with more, or are so used to being told that they cannot survive without big ole hubby there to help them out.

Ponce? Quality, must have taken you ages to come up with that one. Go for a lie down, your RAFP-sized brain is probably overheating. Isn't there a barrier you can raise and lower for 10 minutes to calm yourself down?

<edited for spelling that was approaching Plod like stupidity>

Back to barriers again - how infantile and old --- as regards your Mrs - I take my hat off to her but don't blame the police for the inadequacies of the social services - if you do then you or your good lady doesn't know the first thing about DV care. IMHO and from my experience, however minimal it may be ( ) the so called helpers of the down trodden - ie DV victims - are not allowed access to the police because of the actions and attitudes of a few what were formerly termed left wing lesbo's. I hope all that has changed .

As regards DV I was merely making a comment on a subject and matter I knew of and was involved in.

Oh and by the way I was the second male officer in my force to be rape and child protection trained, so please don't even try and lecture me!!! You will never come close.

[wg13_dummy]

Oh and by the way I was the second male officer in my force to be rape and child protection trained, so please don't even try and lecture me!!! You will never come close.

What a pompous tw@t.

[Maple 01]

listen to other people's lies and legends

All the incidents I mentioned can be corroborated; I didn't mention the number of lads and lasses pushed towards suicide by the illegal interrogation methods of the RAFP during the great anti-gay which-hunts of the 1980s and 1990s. I was also around when the skuffers where so interested in going after said 'criminals' that they missed the fact that the bloody Stazi (remember them?) had managed to penetrate the station, the only way one was uncovered was when she topped herself when the wall fell. Let’s not forget their glorious attempts to ‘turn’ ordinary servicemen into stool pigeons by use of threats and coercion

There is a PPRuNer that could give chapter and verse on the way RAFP conducted investigations but it looks like he’s too much of a gent to join the bun fight.

Lies and legends?

You obviously weren't in Berlin when I was

[TwoBoats]

Originally Posted by wg13_dummy

What a pompous tw@t.

Not pompous but real - ever spoken to a 5 year old who has been abused - no - well shut the f**k up - I do most days and its not nice.... f g w r

[Lara crofts pants]

Originally Posted by TwoBoats

You will never come close.

Come close to what exactly? Close to being a sad old ex RAFP WO with a chip on his shoulder. I could never lower my IQ that far.

[wg13_dummy]

Originally Posted by TwoBoats

Not pompous but real - ever spoken to a 5 year old who has been abused - no - well shut the f**k up - I do most days and its not nice.... f g w r

Nobody asked you, you prick.

Do you have social issues?

You've proved you have on here.

[TwoBoats]

Lara - just trying to tell it it how it is.

Nothing personal.