Why Nobody Likes RAF Police
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Originally Posted by akula
WOW!!!
Just checked out the RAF Plod site, they have 28 members
Discuss.
ALWAYS assume NEVER check
Just checked out the RAF Plod site, they have 28 members
Discuss.ALWAYS assume NEVER check
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Can I say that the Superintendant reffered to earlier, from the Leicestershire Police was a close personal friend of mine, I am presuming because there wasn't many that fitted the category, and don't think he or his family would want to be mentioned - so therefore don't mention it - I for one find it deeply offensive and upsetting, yes have banter but don't include those who cannot answer for themselves.
I think enough said.
Banter is one thing, I am beginning to think this page and site is going beyond that. I joined it to have a laugh - some people who post need to grow up and assess themselves - on both sides. At the end of the day - aren't you all on the same side???
Goodnight and goodbye 'ladies and gentlemen' and I use the terms loosely in some respects.
Be happy with yourself, if you can well done, if not the just grow up and be constructive. 
I think enough said.
Banter is one thing, I am beginning to think this page and site is going beyond that. I joined it to have a laugh - some people who post need to grow up and assess themselves - on both sides. At the end of the day - aren't you all on the same side???
Goodnight and goodbye 'ladies and gentlemen' and I use the terms loosely in some respects.
Be happy with yourself, if you can well done, if not the just grow up and be constructive.
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hey movadinkampa747 - nice cartoon from the 70's I believe - you must have known where to find it by the way - you some sort of s**t bag who turns and hides at every opportunity - seems to me you have some sort of inside info - I'm watchin' for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! s***ball
Woulf you like to see all the other cartoons of the same ilk, that way you can jack off to those also - that's obviously what you do - let me now and I will post them
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Woulf you like to see all the other cartoons of the same ilk, that way you can jack off to those also - that's obviously what you do - let me now and I will post them
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No secret really. They are all freely available on the RAFP Association website. Blimey a simple search on Google found that. Even an RAF Policeman would be able to find that site, then again he might have to ask the dog to type in the URL for him.
Here is the website for you if your dog is in the kennel
RAFP Association
Where are you watchin for me?
Just for you here is another one
Here is the website for you if your dog is in the kennel
RAFP Association
Where are you watchin for me?
Just for you here is another one
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And the Detective Chief Inspector's name appears in a news report linked to his police force in which he is listed as the senior investigating officer in the murder case of an elderly lady in that area.
He also attends plods reunions. Many plods do actually move up, up, and upwards from the initial doggy walkies around RAF stations.
Ex FS plod De**** M*** finally retired as Det Chief Insp with MOD Police.
A very, very, very, senior cop in the Channel Islands was also a plod some years ago. (He might still be in post or recently retired)
Another ex doggy plod is now a Det Sgt in his local police force and running a special task squad not so far from a secret non-aircraft admin-personnel base way up the A40 beyond BZZ
Another ex plod Sgt now chief security officer at a university not a million miles north-ish of 'Sleaford Tech'.
Former Flt Sgt CI plod went out and straight in as deputy chief security officer at MAN airport, but now retired.
Ex Cpl CI now chief security officer at Tate M***** in London.
Jobs for the boys
And, well, more later, if only to choke Dirty Sanchez and his ilk
Where do all the super techies and blanket stackers go when the RAF chucks them out?
He also attends plods reunions. Many plods do actually move up, up, and upwards from the initial doggy walkies around RAF stations.
Ex FS plod De**** M*** finally retired as Det Chief Insp with MOD Police.
A very, very, very, senior cop in the Channel Islands was also a plod some years ago. (He might still be in post or recently retired)
Another ex doggy plod is now a Det Sgt in his local police force and running a special task squad not so far from a secret non-aircraft admin-personnel base way up the A40 beyond BZZ
Another ex plod Sgt now chief security officer at a university not a million miles north-ish of 'Sleaford Tech'.
Former Flt Sgt CI plod went out and straight in as deputy chief security officer at MAN airport, but now retired.
Ex Cpl CI now chief security officer at Tate M***** in London.
Jobs for the boys
And, well, more later, if only to choke Dirty Sanchez and his ilk
Where do all the super techies and blanket stackers go when the RAF chucks them out?
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Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez
stillatw@t
I know you can do so well in civvy street, that's why you can all get jobs there!!! ask most civvy coppers about RAFP or mil types and they laugh about how useless and unemployable you are
I know you can do so well in civvy street, that's why you can all get jobs there!!! ask most civvy coppers about RAFP or mil types and they laugh about how useless and unemployable you are
Mrs TwoBoats is a Ch Insp who is in charge of the recruitment dept of a rather large police force, (almost 7000 personnel), amongst other things, all the RAFP, RMP & RN Reg Branch people that apply do rather well to say the very least - have you any stats or are you just another growbag, would be growbag or techie who is jumping on the band wagon because at some stage in his career he got in the sh*t, or done for drink driving, (which seems very common place for servicemen and women).
Oh and on another point - I can always remember the loyalty you ground and aircrew have to each other, you always talk about it. Take the case of each and every time one of the idiot 'jockeys' crashed another 20 million pounbds of taxpayers money into the ground, my job was to go and seize the 700, (you know that bit of documentation you all falsefy and tell lies on when an aircraft crashes), the techies first response was,
"He was a s**t pilot anyway we told him it wasn't working right."
So much for loyalty eh? The jockeys always said,
"F*****g linnies, couldn't sort f**k all out, knobs that's what they are. Don't you think so chaps!" Guffaw, guffaw.
Sorry gents get your own act together before having a go at anyone else.
It does make me sad - afterall my son is in Iraq and depending on you and your ground crew idiots for support. Shall I order a box for him now, because you just don't seem to care or are just plainly incompetant - a real insight thanks - perhaps I should go to national newspaper level, I'm sure they would be interested in our views and comments on how the services get on with each other, work together in harmony etc, this site is surely testiment to that, how they intergrate and work together to acheive a common goal - NOT - glad I cut and pasted your views!!!!!
No, I wouldn't do that because MY loyalty always rests and always will do with those men & women in uniform - can we please stop this inane and ujustified villification, (unwarranted piss taking for those who don't understand), of anything you really know nothing about.
Perhaps the RAFP have gone too far down the road of speed guns etc, the way to redress that is not with the comments and attitudes expressed here, or some of them, the way forward is to be constructve and take matters up at unit level constructively, if you feel that strongly and be objective, on both sides. Somehow I don't think any of you have the balls to do that.
TwoBoats decides it's time for bed and awaits the incoming and will answer any constructive comments early AM, and he means constructive - the to**ers, and you know who I mean, don't even bother posting not interested and no I don't bite either , I'm just trying to promote intelligent banter, however, it's probably beyond most of you.
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Shy - I thought for one minute you were being genuine - if you were at Newton whe Chaly was there you'll know we ain't all bad - I was there then at the 'School' initially as a FS and then returned as Police School WO, we all got on well I seem to remember. Don't drop to the levels of some here - please...... for godness sake ....... 
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Excuse the spelling mistakes - either I am thick or they are alcohol induced - the latter - had a few friends around, (yes we have them you know, we will let them free tomorrow after they have paid us the ransom).
Be nice and don't fight too much !!! Debate is healthy, venom is not!!!!!
Be nice and don't fight too much !!! Debate is healthy, venom is not!!!!!
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Twoboats, I was trying to be genuine.
Especially about the attempted stitch-up, which was completely true. Fortunately, no evidence could be produced, as there wasn't any, despite quite a bit of wasted manpower trying to find some to fit the alleged offence. I twigged what was going on at an early stage and I realised it was better if I wrote my statement in my own words, rather than my spoken words being written down by someone else with a particular agenda. I put a few noses out of joint by sticking up for myself but the allegations quietly went away after putting myself and three colleagues through some months of unneccesary stress.
Seriously, there are good and bad in every branch - unfortunately aircrew tend to bring out the worst in the RAFP and vice versa and so bias sets in quite early in any "discussion".
Take care out there.
P.S. Recently buried my favourite uncle, aged 90, who was a WWII RAF policeman. In 1946 he put my father on a charge for having his tunic top button undone whilst walking home from the bus-stop, having just arrived home from on leave from Aden. Made it far worse by turning up a short time later and announcing he was marrying my father's only sister! They never saw eye to eye....strange thing, that
Especially about the attempted stitch-up, which was completely true. Fortunately, no evidence could be produced, as there wasn't any, despite quite a bit of wasted manpower trying to find some to fit the alleged offence. I twigged what was going on at an early stage and I realised it was better if I wrote my statement in my own words, rather than my spoken words being written down by someone else with a particular agenda. I put a few noses out of joint by sticking up for myself but the allegations quietly went away after putting myself and three colleagues through some months of unneccesary stress.
Seriously, there are good and bad in every branch - unfortunately aircrew tend to bring out the worst in the RAFP and vice versa and so bias sets in quite early in any "discussion".
Take care out there.
P.S. Recently buried my favourite uncle, aged 90, who was a WWII RAF policeman. In 1946 he put my father on a charge for having his tunic top button undone whilst walking home from the bus-stop, having just arrived home from on leave from Aden. Made it far worse by turning up a short time later and announcing he was marrying my father's only sister! They never saw eye to eye....strange thing, that
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Twoboats, what planet did you arrive from????
I'll bet you're a bundle of laughs on the pop!
Someone please take his keyboard off him. (Or get his dog to type his hillarious responces).
I'll bet you're a bundle of laughs on the pop!
Someone please take his keyboard off him. (Or get his dog to type his hillarious responces).
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Many plods do actually move up, up, and upwards from the initial doggy walkies around RAF stations.
A very, very, very, senior cop in the Channel Islands was also a plod some years ago.
Another ex doggy plod is now a Det Sgt in his local police force
Superintendant ****** ************ now serving in middle England police force says that when he walked the QRA & SSA with his dog at a RAF base in Germany during the late 70s
Indeed, Detective Chief Inspector **** ***** in the south west says he experienced much the same when he met morons like you during his time at the doggy school at Newton
And so did the late Superintendant ***** ********* of Leicestershire Police at a RAFPlod reunion some 18 months ago, whilst recalling his days at Laarbruch in the early 70s.
All 3 valued the ex RAFPlods joining them on the beat during their second careers. Some of those 'newcomers' are already working their way up through the ranks, a few dozen Sgts, at least 2 Inspectors, 2 Chief Inspectors and 1 'Super'. Very probably many more elsewhere in the country.
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