Why Nobody Likes RAF Police
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no no can't do that
let's just say that the coppers that i know that i've seen since ikicked him out have turned round and said what the hell did i see in that w
r let alone get married to the c t - it's true - love is blind
let's just say that the coppers that i know that i've seen since ikicked him out have turned round and said what the hell did i see in that w
r let alone get married to the c t - it's true - love is blind
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I have to confess I am guilty of a "serious security breach".
Cpl Plod discovered an "Accident Report" classified "Secret" in an unlocked filing cabinet in my office.
When SASO asked me to explain this grievous security breach, I pointed out that the report was dated "1926"!!
Cpl Plod discovered an "Accident Report" classified "Secret" in an unlocked filing cabinet in my office.
When SASO asked me to explain this grievous security breach, I pointed out that the report was dated "1926"!!
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Originally Posted by Lara crofts pants
Safe in our beds??????
I thought that any problem that actually did need Police assistance was always "out of our jurisdiction" if deemed to be a little bit scary - such as dispersing noisy yobbos from outside quarters (probably sons of coppers anyhow).
Now, trying to catch people riding their bikes without lights - yup, easy and safe enough that one.
I thought that any problem that actually did need Police assistance was always "out of our jurisdiction" if deemed to be a little bit scary - such as dispersing noisy yobbos from outside quarters (probably sons of coppers anyhow).
Now, trying to catch people riding their bikes without lights - yup, easy and safe enough that one.
, we were ordered to stop logging these incidents as there was that many on bop nights. So how many of you crowd are bring up SAC Bloggs kids LOL
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Originally Posted by PompeySailor
They are lovely, aren't they? One of th benefits of being in the RN is being co-opted to do something called "shore patrol". This is where us mere mortals are prevailed upon to go and provide muscle and brainpower when the Regulators can't cope - like counting past 5 without taking another shoe off. Anyway, one of the tricks was to put a guy in the back of the wagon, and if he kicked off, shout "chips", at which point the driver would hammer on the brakes, the perp would fly forward into the metal grille, and hence his face would become "chips".
Which is great when the perp is not aware of the trick....so, going home, the perp suddently braces himself and shouts "chips". Driver anchors on, regulator in the back flies forward shouting "no, not chi...." and is rendered unconscious in short order. The car behind could not hear the shout of "chips", and tries to join the perp in the back, who by now is pissing himself with laughter. The driver doesn't know whether to give first aid, take charge of the accident, or secure the perp in the back, so radios ahead saying that he "thought someone had tried to hijack the vehicle, he had one regulator "down", and had been rammed from behind...."
They tried to charge the perp with "intent to endanger life", but at the table he argued that he was only making a request for a fast food stop. And they believed me. Sorry, him. And some of the bastards never, ever, ever, forget a face!
Which is great when the perp is not aware of the trick....so, going home, the perp suddently braces himself and shouts "chips". Driver anchors on, regulator in the back flies forward shouting "no, not chi...." and is rendered unconscious in short order. The car behind could not hear the shout of "chips", and tries to join the perp in the back, who by now is pissing himself with laughter. The driver doesn't know whether to give first aid, take charge of the accident, or secure the perp in the back, so radios ahead saying that he "thought someone had tried to hijack the vehicle, he had one regulator "down", and had been rammed from behind...."
They tried to charge the perp with "intent to endanger life", but at the table he argued that he was only making a request for a fast food stop. And they believed me. Sorry, him. And some of the bastards never, ever, ever, forget a face!
Read this while at work teaching a group of people and laughed so much that they all gathered round computer to see what was so funny.
The group were.....real policemen and agreed with everything that was said here about Military "coppers"
Then couldn't get the bu$$ers back to the lesson as they all insisted on reading this thread all the way through. Still brightened up the lesson.
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Let's face it, a woman would have to be completely sh!tfaced to get off with an RAF copper, probably why the jumped up little turds hung around out side the bop
There you go again, telling us how much we couldn't cope without you, I promise you we could, just give us a chance..............please
There you go again, telling us how much we couldn't cope without you, I promise you we could, just give us a chance..............please
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Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez
Let's face it, a woman would have to be completely sh!tfaced to get off with an RAF copper, probably why the jumped up little turds hung around out side the bop
There you go again, telling us how much we couldn't cope without you, I promise you we could, just give us a chance..............please
There you go again, telling us how much we couldn't cope without you, I promise you we could, just give us a chance..............please
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Originally Posted by November4
Pompey
Read this while at work teaching a group of people and laughed so much that they all gathered round computer to see what was so funny.
The group were.....real policemen and agreed with everything that was said here about Military "coppers"
Then couldn't get the bu$$ers back to the lesson as they all insisted on reading this thread all the way through. Still brightened up the lesson.
Read this while at work teaching a group of people and laughed so much that they all gathered round computer to see what was so funny.
The group were.....real policemen and agreed with everything that was said here about Military "coppers"
Then couldn't get the bu$$ers back to the lesson as they all insisted on reading this thread all the way through. Still brightened up the lesson.
I never knew that when a 2* tells you "it's OK, I'll tell them it was my idea", he may be lying!
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Originally Posted by porky841
You really are a bunch of muppets on this post, you bite at anything. Get a life and get a job I am so glad I am no longer part of that tin pot operation that is now the RAF. Your wife wasn't that pissed and was ever so grateful
Life? Check.
Job? Check.
Sense of Humour? Check, twice. I must have picked up Porky's by mistake.
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Originally Posted by PompeySailor
Now, Porky has a problem. That was his fifth post. As we all know, he has now run out of fingers on the non-typing hand. It means he has to resort to feet, or he has to find a buddy to do the counting for him.
Life? Check.
Job? Check.
Sense of Humour? Check, twice. I must have picked up Porky's by mistake.
Life? Check.
Job? Check.
Sense of Humour? Check, twice. I must have picked up Porky's by mistake.
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Originally Posted by aes69
Porky, arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded! 
To his alsation.
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In his best Neil from the Young Ones voice
"Hey everybody looks like the pig has has lost his cool"
Hey Porky now you know why EVERYONE hates the RAFP........you are a bunch of humourless t@@sers
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
"Hey everybody looks like the pig has has lost his cool"
Hey Porky now you know why EVERYONE hates the RAFP........you are a bunch of humourless t@@sers
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
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You Know
This forum used to be good and I read a lot of nice things on here over the years, and took some comfort when we lost 2 from 54 sqn that we knew well and respected, but I can see now its been over run by muppets.
Just for a change - a big thank you to the RAFP chaps and chapesses who served at Incirlik.
Whenever one of Uncle Spam's mindless cannon-toting steroid-munching halfwits pulled in some RAF mate for walking on the cracks in the pavement, wearing a loud shirt in a built up area, 'not dur-ing at a Dur' or some other such nonsense, our RAFP folk extracted them from the boneheads' clutches toot-sweet.
A number of morning O-groups for the VC10 Detco involved thanking the UK boss for the way the RAFP sorted things out when the anal spams wanted to make an issue of nothing.
And another thank you to the poor $ods who used to have to guard our jets in various parts of the world whilst we were in the hotel or out on the tiles. In particular the team we took to Hradec Kralove who had a great time with the Czech rozzers as neither could speak a word of the others' language!
Some RAFP banter is well and fine - but this thread is getting into the gutter somewhat.....
Whenever one of Uncle Spam's mindless cannon-toting steroid-munching halfwits pulled in some RAF mate for walking on the cracks in the pavement, wearing a loud shirt in a built up area, 'not dur-ing at a Dur' or some other such nonsense, our RAFP folk extracted them from the boneheads' clutches toot-sweet.
A number of morning O-groups for the VC10 Detco involved thanking the UK boss for the way the RAFP sorted things out when the anal spams wanted to make an issue of nothing.
And another thank you to the poor $ods who used to have to guard our jets in various parts of the world whilst we were in the hotel or out on the tiles. In particular the team we took to Hradec Kralove who had a great time with the Czech rozzers as neither could speak a word of the others' language!
Some RAFP banter is well and fine - but this thread is getting into the gutter somewhat.....
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aes 69,
You are totally and utterly out of order!! An inqualified apology to all those who suffer physical disabilities is the least you can do.
A few years ago my Wife was asked by a friend if she could take with her on a journey to Yorkshire the Olympic swimming medals that her friends Son had won at the "Special Olympics" as he was giving a presentation in support of the "Special Olympics".
There was one Gold, as well as two Silver and three Bronze medals in the collection, won by a young man who has a totally withered arm. His sport - "Butterfly stroke swimming"!!
The "Young Man" was awarded the MBE in this years New Years Honours list for services to Sport!!
You are totally and utterly out of order!! An inqualified apology to all those who suffer physical disabilities is the least you can do.
A few years ago my Wife was asked by a friend if she could take with her on a journey to Yorkshire the Olympic swimming medals that her friends Son had won at the "Special Olympics" as he was giving a presentation in support of the "Special Olympics".
There was one Gold, as well as two Silver and three Bronze medals in the collection, won by a young man who has a totally withered arm. His sport - "Butterfly stroke swimming"!!
The "Young Man" was awarded the MBE in this years New Years Honours list for services to Sport!!
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On a TTTE bolthole to sunny Norfolk a plod is seen inspecting said Tornados on the line. After a few minutes said plod comes in with irate liney - 'I want SAC **** charged for signing out aircraft with bald tyres!'
Enter SENGO picking up blower - 'FS plod come and get your CPL Plod now before the lineys sort him out' !
Enter SENGO picking up blower - 'FS plod come and get your CPL Plod now before the lineys sort him out' !