Just for a change - a big thank you to the RAFP chaps and chapesses who served at Incirlik.
Whenever one of Uncle Spam's mindless cannon-toting steroid-munching halfwits pulled in some RAF mate for walking on the cracks in the pavement, wearing a loud shirt in a built up area, 'not dur-ing at a Dur' or some other such nonsense, our RAFP folk extracted them from the boneheads' clutches toot-sweet.
A number of morning O-groups for the VC10 Detco involved thanking the UK boss for the way the RAFP sorted things out when the anal spams wanted to make an issue of nothing.
And another thank you to the poor $ods who used to have to guard our jets in various parts of the world whilst we were in the hotel or out on the tiles. In particular the team we took to Hradec Kralove who had a great time with the Czech rozzers as neither could speak a word of the others' language!
Some RAFP banter is well and fine - but this thread is getting into the gutter somewhat.....