Caption competition

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

How much faster do you think it will go once we get in and start the engine?
Not much!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Experiments with providing a rest crew during extremely long range missions proved problematic in terms of accommodation.

[Buster Hyman]

Have you found the Snake yet?

[Buster Hyman]

Where's the bloody door?

[Buster Hyman]

Chap on wing to chap in cockpit: Rodger...I know what you're thinking...stop it right now! This is the modern Navy you know...

[Buster Hyman]

Hoist us back up, the water's too cold.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

The trouble is, we only need 3 men to get it in and out of the water. During ops, we only need the pilot, and I'm not too sure even about that.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Chap in cockpit: Hoskins, what do you mean, "You've just dropped the key"?

[Buster Hyman]

Surely there's an easier way to do a compass swing?

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Sadly, all too soon, No. 7's time was up.

[SASless]

The BAE Overwater Navigation Simulator seemed a bit short on Software....but aye God Woodrow....you could actually hear the Sea before completing the Start Engine Checklist.

[Buster Hyman]

Hang on. Isn't this a 4 crew kite?

[SASless]

"Nav to Pilot.....Nav to Pilot.....Skipper....Jones just went Feet Wet!".

[CONSO]

CAP'N- I canna give you more power- I've dropped the di- lithium crystal !

[andytug]

Chap atop the wing "By Jove, Roger, I do believe I can see your house from here!"

[Wensleydale]

"Where's Ben Ainsley when you need him?"

[Wensleydale]

Ever stringent drug testing led the Russian coxless four to try even more extreme measures in order to win gold.

[NutLoose]

[NutLoose]

"I Say chaps, the bloody tide has gone out... you better release us from the quayside."

[NutLoose]

"Well according to the altimeter we have landed chaps, so we are officially down"