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Old 1st Dec 2016, 09:40
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"That's it, scrape off the barnacle, Bill."
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Old 1st Dec 2016, 10:10
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I told you not to fly so low now were caught up in the frigging rigging
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Old 1st Dec 2016, 10:50
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I'm the Captain of the Pinafore... and I never, never go to sea
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Old 1st Dec 2016, 13:41
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"It's called being 'between the devil and the deep blue sea' "!
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Old 1st Dec 2016, 15:03
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"Oh Tracey, can it get any lower?"
"Be quiet, Ewald. And, for goodness' sake, bend over some more - people might see you."
"But what about him?"
"What about who?"
"Him! Him up on the wing."
"Oh, him! Well, you see they way he's got a cable wrapped round him and he's holding his arms extended?"
"Err, y-e-e-e-s...?"
"That's the Strictured Outreach everyone keeps asking about."
"Oh, Tracey, (sigh) you are a wizard! Tell me again about how I'm helping raising awareness of science and technology by hiding down here..."
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Old 1st Dec 2016, 16:09
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" I too was also disappointed with the last shark fishing expedition, but what did you expect, when the ditched ME 109 pilot we picked up, kept wriggling off the hook"
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Old 1st Dec 2016, 17:06
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If Dad's army did flying.......

Captain Mainwaring, is this like the bus scene from the Italian job....?? Yes Pike it is...we will call it the RAF Job, now keep moving!
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Old 1st Dec 2016, 17:08
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"Sorry about your false teeth, Hoskins, but we can't go down and look for them now - ask the Captain, he might send a diver down for them tomorrow !"
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Old 1st Dec 2016, 19:32
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Originally Posted by Danny42C View Post
"Sorry about your false teeth, Hoskins, but we can't go down and look for them now - ask the Captain, he might send a diver down for them tomorrow !"
"But Sir, aren't they an integral part of the air-bridge?"

or...

"It's OK, Sir - I remember now, I left them on the bridge."
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Old 1st Dec 2016, 23:14
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Nutty, Buster, and Jim decided to get an early start on the Ship's Panto Night.
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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 00:19
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Nutty, Buster, and Jim decided to get an early start on the Ship's Panto Night.
"Remember, chaps," said Jim, "the Pantomime SOP differs from the Squadron SOP in only one respect - instead of saying 'Watch your 6!" we say "Look behind you!'"
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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 12:17
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The shackle pin will be hit around tea time for splash down.
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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 12:54
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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 12:57
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"Ahh the smell of the sea, It's salty, seaman............ I know replied Buster"
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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 12:58
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"What do you mean we're the bait on the end of the line?"
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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 13:03
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"Skipper, this ship we're visiting, why do they call it the good ship lollipop?"
"They haven't been ashore for the duration, so rumour has it a lot of sucking and licking goes on"
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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 13:04
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"Are you sure there was a prop on the front?"
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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 13:06
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"I joined the navy to feel a man, and if you keep bending over like that Nav, you're first on my list"
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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 13:13
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"No, Buster - it must have fallen off. But's there's a spare one on the back !"
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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 13:23
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"No, Bloggs , don't worry yourself - nobody's going to point and shout, 'He's got stabilizers'."
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