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Old 30th Nov 2014, 16:58
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"Just sit still", he said, "you'll be all right if you don't make any sudden movement !"
 
Old 1st Dec 2014, 06:53
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This is wrong place and time for last night's Indian to need to make its presence known...


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Just. Don't. Fart. Loudly.
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Old 1st Dec 2014, 09:02
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Special delivery for Mr Mellor - just tell him it's from the sweaty little ****!
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Old 1st Dec 2014, 11:15
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Old 1st Dec 2014, 11:17
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I got it from the West Bank, of course it's live, have you known of anything you got from a Bank that didnt come with a charge."
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Old 1st Dec 2014, 11:19
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"I'm just off to bury this just off the A303 nr Stonehenge Boss, that should scupper that tunnel idea."
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Old 1st Dec 2014, 19:02
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I'll show those MF's in da hood a real drive by
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Mummy, Mummy, can we keep it?
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"Put it down - you don't know where it's been !"
 
Old 2nd Dec 2014, 01:35
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Why don't I look impressed ? Maybe it is because you brought a rifle to a bomb fight !
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Old 2nd Dec 2014, 01:37
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When I said "I' ll be back" I wasn't kidding....
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Two happy meals, with diet Coke please.
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Old 2nd Dec 2014, 08:19
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Well dlckhead, if that's the case it landed 2 grid squares from the 'target'....who's going to pay for this hole in my car roof??
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Is this the way to RAF Catterick?
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Yes love, it might only be 120mm, but it goes off with a bang. Want to screw the fuse in?
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I don't care if it does contain the results of the last caption competition, you're not bringing it into PPRuNe headquarters. Now clear off!

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Old 3rd Dec 2014, 16:00
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"Group Captain Vorderman said if it's still vibrating, I have to deliver it straight to the WRAF block..."
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"I'm off to slip it under the adjudicators chair to see if we can kick some life into him and get this one scored"
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Old 3rd Dec 2014, 16:54
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"Excuse me mate, can you tell me where the local charity shop is please"

Charity shop evacuated after well-meaning person donates live cannon shell | UK | News | Daily Express
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Old 3rd Dec 2014, 16:54
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Looks like Nutty has run out of captions again, he's getting the fidgets...
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