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My pleasure Roadster.. 
I don't know if this picture is the one we are doing but
Car replaced so back in the game with
The RN to make ends meet were forced to run corporate golfing holidays days.
Or
"Sir, I realise you were seconded to the RAF and during your time you learnt the value of hides to disguise the location of the Harriers, but believe me, this plan is simply not going to work."
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I don't know if this picture is the one we are doing but
Car replaced so back in the game with
The RN to make ends meet were forced to run corporate golfing holidays days.
Or
"Sir, I realise you were seconded to the RAF and during your time you learnt the value of hides to disguise the location of the Harriers, but believe me, this plan is simply not going to work."
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Let's just go with Fox 3's pic. I was in the chair just a couple of weeks ago, so I'm not throwing my teddy just yet.
BTW - we had this pic before, March 2007. I'll enter the same caption:
"Master-At-Arms, whoever painted that f***ing great "H" on MY golf course, I want his balls in a jar on my desk by sundown."
BTW - we had this pic before, March 2007. I'll enter the same caption:
"Master-At-Arms, whoever painted that f***ing great "H" on MY golf course, I want his balls in a jar on my desk by sundown."
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" This is the captain speaking, it has been brought to my attention several members of the crew are insisting on using the old fashioned head, please desist as you are killing off my grass."
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With the flight deck converted to a golf course, the upper decks transformed into a country club and a 5-level gay nightclub below decks; the former HMS Prince of Wales still upholds the finest traditions of the RN!
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Jeez, Gregs sliced it again, "Hard a port" we will get him finally on the green.
Captain: "Hoskins, what do you mean, 'we've got a leak'??!!! Where from exactly?"
Hoskins: "Difficult to tell Sir, but it definitely looks as though we have a mole on board."
Hoskins: "Difficult to tell Sir, but it definitely looks as though we have a mole on board."
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"Well, that's very kind of you to try & entice Arnold Palmer on board, but I actually said that after all this time at sea, Mrs Palmer will enjoy a break"
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.."Yes Minister , I know ..
Cost overruns ..yes Minister..yes but..
With the greatest of respect Minister you did intimate you want our surface fleet to be greener...
..No minister I dont know how much its going to cost to re design the JSF so it can land on grass..
..new lawn mower contract with Qualcast i dont know how much thats going to cost the taxpayer either we havent looked into that yet Minister.
..well of course we'll have to employ groundsmen to fill in the divots after the pilots land?..then theres the watering...and the marquee isnt where it should be besides we havent had planning permission for it yet..
..no no of course there wont be a public right of access, you cant imagine a 16wheeled JSF landing on your picnic now can you..
.Thats a good idea Minister you could sell it to the Americans, afterall we sold our Harrier fleet to them and I know they can operate on grass..problem solved..well obviously we'll have to cut the grass first and tidy up the borders..
..thankyou very much minister i'll look forward to my bonus, very gracious of you"
Cost overruns ..yes Minister..yes but..
With the greatest of respect Minister you did intimate you want our surface fleet to be greener...
..No minister I dont know how much its going to cost to re design the JSF so it can land on grass..
..new lawn mower contract with Qualcast i dont know how much thats going to cost the taxpayer either we havent looked into that yet Minister.
..well of course we'll have to employ groundsmen to fill in the divots after the pilots land?..then theres the watering...and the marquee isnt where it should be besides we havent had planning permission for it yet..
..no no of course there wont be a public right of access, you cant imagine a 16wheeled JSF landing on your picnic now can you..
.Thats a good idea Minister you could sell it to the Americans, afterall we sold our Harrier fleet to them and I know they can operate on grass..problem solved..well obviously we'll have to cut the grass first and tidy up the borders..
..thankyou very much minister i'll look forward to my bonus, very gracious of you"
