Caption competition

[pohm1]

Cop "OK Rex we gotta find the girl that these belong to..."

Rex "Should we try the nearest cop hang out?"

P1

[ix_touring]

Dog: "I don't fancy your's much mate!"

or

Dog: "I wouldn't touch it with yours...."

iX

[chris_tivver]

Wait, did you say these underpants belonged to Osama or Obama?

[pohm1]

Cop holding pants "Its OK Rex, if we do find her and she's still alive, there's nothing to worry about, Officer Dwayne here is an excellent shot..he'll put her out of her misery"

Or


Rex "Judging by the state of the pants, you don't need a blood hound to follow the trail..."

P1

[brickhistory]

"Now Blue, is yo mind right?"

"Shakin' it up here, boss..."

[PingDit]

Dog: "From the size of those pants, they don't need me, they could pick him up from satellite imagery!"

[Flyingblind]

Cop, 'OK DEXTER, they may not be Paris Hilton's but you gotta sniff 'em alls the same'

[kluge]

Dog: whoaa man..........don't come any closer with those. Lemme outa here.

[ShyTorque]

Dog: "OK, OK! 5 foot 10, fifteen stone, bald, glasses, plane spotter, chicken vindaloo lover. Now get them away from me!"

[6Z3]

Dog: OK guv, it's a fair cop, they're mine; but the bitch is lying, it was entirely consensual.

[Vitesse]

Dog: You don't actually need me, do you?

[Rocket Chucker]

Dog "You picked the b*ggers up, you sniff 'em"

[WhiteOvies]

Dog: Just because I'm the only one not wearing a hat does NOT mean that I'm putting those on my head!

[Dan Gerous]

"Goddammit!! Its' Roy and Bubba doin the pig squeeling thing, with the tourists again boys."

[Rather be Gardening]

Plod disproves the Cillit Bang adverts: 'One spray and the stains are gone'.

[Chox Away]

Cop: We're getting closer to that RTA guys, I've found the skid marks!

[622]

Judging tomorrow morning..

[The Nr Fairy]

I don't care if you've left the poo bags back at the station, I'm NOT EFFING WEARING THEM !

[622]

Sorry chaps..

Site was down on friday and I've been away...

Enough of the excuses, the winner is:

ShyTorque with:

Dog: "OK, OK! 5 foot 10, fifteen stone, bald, glasses, plane spotter, chicken vindaloo lover. Now get them away from me!"

Well done, and over to you

[ShyTorque]

Here we are:



(Acknowledged to "Mediabum.com", or at least that's where I found it).