PPRuNe Forums

Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Register
FAQ
Calendar
Wikiposts
Today's Posts
Search
Vendor Directory
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 18th Sep 2019, 02:42
  #56701 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,486
Received 101 Likes on 58 Posts
How did those Flight Attendants get out before we hit the truck?
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 05:39
  #56702 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,618
Received 293 Likes on 161 Posts
Right, due to a tailwind me tea is nearly drunk, so without further ado the CST is carefully transferred from plane to truck and delivered to Penny Washers:

Ironic, isn't it?

That was the truck carrying the new spares for the Cessna brakes.
Honorable mentions to everybody else!
treadigraph is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 08:34
  #56703 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Upper Gumtree
Posts: 757
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Thanks very much, Treaders.

I can hear the bin men coming round right now - must make sure they don't recycle the CST before I have even received it.

Back soon.
Penny Washers is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 09:26
  #56704 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Upper Gumtree
Posts: 757
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
This is the only picture that my 'device' will upload.
Penny Washers is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 09:47
  #56705 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: UK
Posts: 657
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Should be just about enough for an hours worth of air combat in a Lightning
Parson is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 10:55
  #56706 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Hoofddorp The Netherlands
Age: 70
Posts: 135
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Would Diesel work in a Lightning?
spitfirek5054 is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 11:45
  #56707 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Saudi's refute claims that Drone attack had assistance on the ground.
racedo is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 11:47
  #56708 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
NOSMO KING offers fully flame grilled quicker than Burger King.
racedo is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 11:53
  #56709 (permalink)  
622
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Hants
Age: 55
Posts: 1,572
Received 18 Likes on 14 Posts
For Gods sake...don't pull his finger!
622 is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 12:54
  #56710 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 31 Likes on 26 Posts
Hoskins wondering why when he pulled the nozzle no Christmas lights came out
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 12:56
  #56711 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 31 Likes on 26 Posts
BA38 was glad they made it to Heathrow. The investigation showed there might have been issues in Beijing. (Or was it Shanghai ?)
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 13:04
  #56712 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 31 Likes on 26 Posts
The tanker will drive on tbe motorway and truck to car refuelling is born. Like wot they do in the Air Force
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 13:07
  #56713 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 2,262
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
"'Lts' isn't a permitted abbreviation therefore the whole sign is invalid and I'm having a fag."
c52 is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 15:42
  #56714 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 31 Likes on 26 Posts
This signage won't be allowed in the UK post Brexit on so many counts
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 15:43
  #56715 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 31 Likes on 26 Posts
Soon electric deliveries for cars in the UK will be like this
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 15:44
  #56716 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 31 Likes on 26 Posts
Google translate gives up
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 17:42
  #56717 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,486
Received 101 Likes on 58 Posts
Phew! Thank God I only smoke in English!
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 18:40
  #56718 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 31 Likes on 26 Posts
He's laughing his socks off, even though it is signed Diesel, Hoskins still managed to fill with Unleaded
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 18:52
  #56719 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Great South East, tired and retired
Posts: 4,380
Received 209 Likes on 95 Posts
Hoskins is glad he is soon to be leaving Arbic and going back to England, so he can have a smoke again.
Ascend Charlie is offline  
Old 18th Sep 2019, 19:39
  #56720 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Hoskins beer supply run worked until he was stopped to refuel the religious police car. After the police got legless he had to supply them every day.
racedo is offline  



Advanced Search

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.