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“Yes, Sarge, he says he’s PARA ... barely old enough to be a Boy Scout to my mind.”
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C2 with
"Young man 'ere says it was a speeding bullet that the radar caught, not his motor vehicle. Our ISO9000 certification doesn't contain the predefined response to that. What shall I do?"
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"You mean, 'Er Majesty's Army don't 'ave to 'ave ARMY emblazoned across their chest? - Where's yer pride, sonny?"
was excellent
As was tredigraph with
He claims to be with the Paras, Sarge. But 'e ain't got no parachute...
But for sheer dogginess in the face of adversity the Coffman Starter Trophy goes to kiltrash with
Sarge he says the last thing he remembers was leaning back on the ramp of his aircraft and then there was a opening sound
CST on the way to you
"Young man 'ere says it was a speeding bullet that the radar caught, not his motor vehicle. Our ISO9000 certification doesn't contain the predefined response to that. What shall I do?"
and
"You mean, 'Er Majesty's Army don't 'ave to 'ave ARMY emblazoned across their chest? - Where's yer pride, sonny?"
was excellent
As was tredigraph with
He claims to be with the Paras, Sarge. But 'e ain't got no parachute...
But for sheer dogginess in the face of adversity the Coffman Starter Trophy goes to kiltrash with
Sarge he says the last thing he remembers was leaning back on the ramp of his aircraft and then there was a opening sound
CST on the way to you
Crackle, Whistle Whine... Roger received, that was 4 Fish and Chips 2 with Mushy Peas and Special Cod for the Serge
(oops sorry too late)
Traveling at the moment will hope to be back in Cyberland about 6pm UK tonight ..Honored I am to receive the CST
(oops sorry too late)
Traveling at the moment will hope to be back in Cyberland about 6pm UK tonight ..Honored I am to receive the CST
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"Couldn't we just fit a ski jump like the Brits had?"
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"Sunderland on finals, flood the deck"
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A roll on roll off aircraft carrier, eh, Smithers? Interesting idea but, um... not all that practical I'm afraid. How did you get it past MoD Procurement?
The Russian Submarine Aircraft Carrier was a novel design even if not very stealthy.
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"Now that's what you call engine torque"
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"There must be an easier way of resetting the catapult"
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No Sir, that wasn't the bath plug
MOD announced a short delay for the Sea Trials of HMS Queen Elizabeth in order to resolve some minor stability issues.
The problem with the relocation of the donut shop to a far aft compartment became evident when “Stand Easy” was piped...
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Now hear this; all crew report aft immediately to move Nutloose's wallet amidships.
Avoid imitations
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MOD brings it's latest carrier out of storage.