C2 with
"Young man 'ere says it was a speeding bullet that the radar caught, not his motor vehicle. Our ISO9000 certification doesn't contain the predefined response to that. What shall I do?"
and
"You mean, 'Er Majesty's Army don't 'ave to 'ave ARMY emblazoned across their chest? - Where's yer pride, sonny?"
was excellent
As was tredigraph with
He claims to be with the Paras, Sarge. But 'e ain't got no parachute...
But for sheer dogginess in the face of adversity the Coffman Starter Trophy goes to kiltrash with
Sarge he says the last thing he remembers was leaning back on the ramp of his aircraft and then there was a opening sound
CST on the way to you
