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Old 16th Sep 2009, 23:12
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"Ahh Tower, I'm having trouble taking my eyes off the new windsocks..."
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Old 16th Sep 2009, 23:49
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"Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this!"
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Old 17th Sep 2009, 02:21
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"It's fun to stay at the Y...M....C....A....."
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Old 17th Sep 2009, 03:19
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In the Navy...(Dropping trousers as you please)
In the Navy...(Harriers taxi past with ease)
In the Navy...(Waving willies in the breeze)
In the Navy, In the Navy....

They want you, they want you, they want you not to overshoot!
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Old 17th Sep 2009, 07:29
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Tower to A/C:

"Taxi to spot 4...and mind the chopper to your left"
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Old 17th Sep 2009, 09:19
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Guy on the right:

'Why does Dave always organise a 'special send off' on the days when I'm wearing my orange vest . . . . . and my Nan's pants?'
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Old 17th Sep 2009, 09:22
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Guy third from right:

'OK, so my c*ck comes out of my elbow. But on the up side, it's so big I can put a watch on it.'
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Old 17th Sep 2009, 10:36
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My Friend Freddie DOES Have Hairy Boll*cks!
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Old 17th Sep 2009, 11:20
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"Tower, Fiddler One. There appears to be some FOD on the apron, it looks like a penis but smaller, over."
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Old 17th Sep 2009, 11:23
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Groundcrew: "No, no...you need to shut down before we can chock it!"
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Old 18th Sep 2009, 10:22
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Reuters - Services pay has become so desperate that some have had to resort to male prostitution to make ends meet ...



Photo description - Gay Harrier pilot cruises by 'boners row' to see what's on offer

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Old 18th Sep 2009, 13:00
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The Recruiting office had offered PPrune a job with sex and travel, but this was not what he'd expected.
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Old 18th Sep 2009, 13:45
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CHOCKS OUT, I said!
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Old 18th Sep 2009, 13:53
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The pilot's answering salute was ramrod-straight and timed to perfection. What a pity that no-one could see it.
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Old 18th Sep 2009, 18:03
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Some corkers here -- keep 'em coming. Verdict at 1400 on Tuesday.
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Old 18th Sep 2009, 19:20
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Flt Lt PPRune was less concerned about what the ground crew were waving at him, and more by the fact one of them appeared to have three arms.
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Old 19th Sep 2009, 03:05
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Pilot: "Haven't been this scared since I flew through Argie AA at Pt. Stanley!"
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Old 19th Sep 2009, 07:33
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Pilot: "After overhearing some of the banter in their crewroom, I think it may have something to do with Jump-jet"
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Old 19th Sep 2009, 07:39
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Pilot "Repeat ... I want sidewinders not sad wankers"
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Old 19th Sep 2009, 08:14
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Undercarriage down
2 greens 1 red
Gear fully extended
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