Caption competition

[arandcee]

It was all going swimmingly until the recoil!

[shawtarce]

After spending the whole years budget on the 7 Segways, the senior officer was quoted as saying :

"it was not my fault, I was never informed of the need for battery chargers"

[Howabout]

Squad commander, centre of formation - "Damn, will you looky there? The general didn't say anything about the opposition having a tank!"

[Buster Hyman]

On the set of Spielbergs 21st century remake of the Keystone Cops.

[The AvgasDinosaur]

"Hope these bl**dy guns are recoilless"
Be lucky
David

[Dan Gerous]

Judgment Day, and Skynet unleashes the T mk1 Terminator on the world.

or

Sarge, I need to go poo poo.

[Windy Militant]

CITV admit it was possibly a mistake to commision Ridley Scott to direct the remake of Chorlton and the Wheelies................

[Oceanz]

The new Orwell squad: four wheels good, two wheels better

[Lightning Mate]

ShyTorque is winning so far.

[green granite]

The Light Cavalry's answer to the criticism that global warming is caused by horses farting.

[TyroPicard]

To the tune of Wacky Races..
"Catch the ShyTorque, catch the ShyTorque.."

[Buster Hyman]

China's version of SWAT....SQUAT!

[cockney steve]

presenting the SSS squad, so-designated due to their unique multi-tasking capability, demonstrated here..........
****, Shoot Scarper.

[ix_touring]

After the latest war games, the airfield defenders quickly realised a cunningly placed scaffold pole, left casual on the ground, worked wonders for slowing the advance.

iX

[Longhitter]

Leg position was changed and jockstraps added to the protective clothing after a series of axle seizures on segways.

[622]

Prof. Stephen Hawkings private defence force is put through it's paces.

[kwachon]

We hope to have a WAAF version shortly for the formation dancing section on Come Dancing....

[Cubanate]

The Carabinieri Light Armoured Squad make a rapid withdrawal, covering their rear as they go.

[GPMG]

I did like 622's late comment, it nearly got the win.

However I have to go with the clever simplicity of ShyTorques entry. It works so well.

Thanks

Over to you ShyTorque.

[ShyTorque]

Coo, thanks!