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Old 15th Apr 2009, 05:48
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"TORA, TORA, TOOOOOooooooo......... "


*splash*
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 07:40
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Italian sea trials prove that their new ship reverses far quicker than a Fiat 128.
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 08:20
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Bloggs suddenly realised that the punishment for busting the 65 Mph speed limit was quite severe...
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 08:23
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Critics saying the idea of a steam-driven car would never fly were proven wrong.
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 08:58
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Budget cuts meant that impressing admiral's daughters became more of a challenge without the use of fighter jets.
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 09:19
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007 suddenly realised he should have paid more attention to Q's briefing...
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 09:21
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The navy showed their appreciation of the air force by directing their visiting pilots to the parking lot
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 09:57
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You shoulda bought a squirrel!
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 09:59
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"Captain, I know we agreed to let Gordon Brown demonstrate the car scrapping scheme, but don't you think he should have let Mr McBride get out first?"
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 10:26
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"Honey, I won't be home in time for dinner. There's something wrong with the satnav..."
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 10:29
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Captain Jack Sparrow liked the new way of 'walking the plank' on his latest vessel.
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 10:40
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George Dubbya's going away do was conveniently combined with the presentation of plans for the US car industry.


OK, I'll stop now...
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 10:44
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.....and concluded that the BAC* worked well enough, but the manpower requirements were impractical.



* BAC= Blown Air Catapult
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 10:57
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Seaman Bloggs: Wow, I can't believe that they managed to get that thing flying

Seaman Jones: That's nothing, you should have seen him land it yesterday.
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 12:11
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Quoted from the photo source....


"Just another day on the USS Chappaquiddick"
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 13:00
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"I don't care if they have binned F-35 - this just ain't gonna work"
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 15:28
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"Somebody wants to tell him he's burning oil, Big Style!!"
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 18:54
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Excellent start and pull out Mrs Jones. Now just do a long 180 turn to the left, and we'll practice some mirror skills.
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Old 15th Apr 2009, 19:04
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Sitting in their convertible on cat B, Chuck and Hank were having second thoughts.
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It wasn't parked on a slope when I left it, honest !
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