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Old 22nd Dec 2008, 15:01
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" Hey guys, this X Box Live is awesome. There is some Brit SAS guy called Jim Shortt asking to join the team...."
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Old 22nd Dec 2008, 15:54
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Guys, with a bit of practice this double handed morse key from Bowman is the bees knees
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Old 22nd Dec 2008, 15:56
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Xbox, "Usama has entered the game"...

Bogden, "Get sum, yeah!"

Xbox, "...Usama has left the game".
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Old 22nd Dec 2008, 16:04
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"Are you sure this cheat gives me unlimited lives?"
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Old 23rd Dec 2008, 19:26
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Resistance is futile, you will be assimalated.
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Old 24th Dec 2008, 15:35
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Chuck was a little worried that the Artctic cammo version of his playstation may make him a more obvious target.
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Old 26th Dec 2008, 10:28
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The verdict on Boxing Day
Runner-up:

Dan Gerous with: "Resistance is futile, you will be assimalated."

Winner:

Im from uranus with: "Ok guys, heads up! The enemy vehicle is approximately 0.5 mm east..."

Take it away, Happy Christmas and best wishes / safe flying for 2009!

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Old 28th Dec 2008, 05:17
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Happy Xmas To Me!
Crikey! What a great present! Thank you very much!

Well then, erm, how about this....



Good Luck! Oh, and a Happy New Year to all.
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Old 28th Dec 2008, 08:09
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Dave was becoming more and more convinced that the protective gear required to drive liquid-hydrogen fuel-cell people carriers was going to be a turn-off in the showroom
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Old 28th Dec 2008, 08:56
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"Oh FFS, how was I talked into having chili con carne for dinner last night!?"
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Old 28th Dec 2008, 09:27
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Jeff took the saleman's pitch that there was loads of space inside, quite literally.
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Old 28th Dec 2008, 09:38
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'I need a wee wee'






As heard by millions of parents as the car journey begins
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Old 28th Dec 2008, 11:14
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"THE NEW JML SELF INSTALLED AIR CON SYSTEM"
easy to fit and can be moved from car to car.
only£9.99
available from all good tat stores(robert dyess etc)
(but no longer Woolworths)
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Old 28th Dec 2008, 11:52
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With the closing of the prison imminent, plans to re-locate the Guantanamo inmates were at an advanced stage.

or


Tom Tom introduces it's latest in car Sat Nav interface
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Old 28th Dec 2008, 12:18
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....the hard fought competition for the JSF personal essential equipment survival suit was awarded to the twin striped dayglo surcoat version with optional whistle.
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Old 28th Dec 2008, 14:44
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Houston... we need to recheck those coordinates for the Mars landing site... but the new Rover seems well suited for this environment.

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Fred's concerns about global warming eventually became excessive.
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The remake of NASA's fake moon landing wasn't quite as convincing as the 1969 version
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Old 28th Dec 2008, 16:53
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"One giant step for.... Oh damn - here comes another alien"
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"Excuse me sir, you simply can't walk across the apron without a Hi-viz jacket".
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