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Old 19th Dec 2008, 05:41
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"Well guys I'm told by your CO that there is an imposter among us, who is it?"
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Old 19th Dec 2008, 07:32
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"And for my next Impression - Tony Hancock!"
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Old 19th Dec 2008, 07:55
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I know you have heard a lot about defence cuts, but I am here to tell you not to worry about not getting the latest UAV reconnaisance technology.

I present: the MoD's new stealth, high altitude observation system.

As you can see it also comes in useful for visiting VIPs to stand on to give speeches
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Old 19th Dec 2008, 09:05
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Sebastian made every effort to conceal his massive erection.
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Old 19th Dec 2008, 09:13
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I can see that you're all highly motivated and interested in the job at hand.
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Old 19th Dec 2008, 09:38
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Results Sunday evening.
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Old 19th Dec 2008, 12:06
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Des prepares for his Chaplin routine.

Or

Don't be such a child Tony, let go of the bloody cable.
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Old 19th Dec 2008, 12:20
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As his lower jaw becomes even more uncontrollable, during public appearances the PM now employs an operative to be on hand with the long range 'drool mop'.
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Old 19th Dec 2008, 12:40
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Headlines: An Historical Moment.

History was made today when the Army found someone who was prepared to touch him with a barge pole, albeit one with all round protection.

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Old 21st Dec 2008, 07:50
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Ok, out for the rest of the day so some early results.
In third is Vitesse with:

Sebastian made every effort to conceal his massive erection.

Second goes to Hurn with:

Man on right: 'Sorry lads, Jim Davidson couldn't make it, but this bloke's supposed to be a bit of a joker.'

But this week's winner is longhitter with:

"Right, people, behind me is a graphic presentation of the fact that only one in about twenty servicemen is expecting my next kick in the b*llocks"



Over to you, longhitter
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Old 21st Dec 2008, 11:51
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Thanks Lurking,

Not a regular contributor, so please give me a nudge if this was used before:

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Old 21st Dec 2008, 12:31
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"Boggy" Bogdon just couldn't get past level 2 of Tomb Raider.
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Old 21st Dec 2008, 13:29
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"Hang on Sarge, I'm just about to give Lara Croft a good hard sh*g!"

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"Staff, you'll never guess what I did to your missus on Second Life..."
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Old 21st Dec 2008, 15:13
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Trials for 'safe shooting.' The reservior tip was thought to be superflous.
 
Old 21st Dec 2008, 15:46
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Bogden did think it was slightly OTT with this comms security lark. After all, it was only a text message order to Pizza Hut.
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Old 21st Dec 2008, 17:24
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The Brit Navy might have its iPods, but here in Spamland we go bigger and better......




.....oorah!
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Old 22nd Dec 2008, 11:25
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Lara Croft says you guys only fire blanks!
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Old 22nd Dec 2008, 11:37
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Ok guys, heads up! The enemy vehicle is approximately 0.5 mm east...
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Old 22nd Dec 2008, 11:38
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"Just hang on lads, if I get past this level we get a russian build laser"
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Old 22nd Dec 2008, 11:46
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Once on the ground, Chuck found out that his colleagues had been joking when they told him to select "Downtown Washington" instead of "The Streets of Baghdad" level when he'd used Call of Duty for pre-mission planning.
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