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Old 24th Nov 2008, 09:09
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It was only now that doubts about the hasty decision to retrofit unused cannon to the Typhoon were coming to the fore . . .
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Old 24th Nov 2008, 09:31
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Keeping with RbG's theme:

The judges agreed, replacing a Sergeant grappling a pair of Russian Bazookas with a team of very Petty Officers produced a pole dance of the highest calibre.

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Old 24th Nov 2008, 17:37
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Swi-ing low,
Sweet cha-ri-o-ot...
Ah, balls, it's a gun carriage!
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Old 27th Nov 2008, 10:36
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With Greens total contempt of anything Light Blue, they had to admit that the "Ruffy, Tuffy, Fighter Pilots Book Of Anti G Straining Positions" was a godsend at this moment in time.
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Old 27th Nov 2008, 14:52
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DOD whitepaper circa 1895 reworked.... Afghan campaign strategic plan! Ours is bigger than yours!
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Old 27th Nov 2008, 15:46
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The plan to re-fit HMS Victory for active service just isn't going to work....
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Old 30th Nov 2008, 15:23
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Excellent selection again folks,

3rd place to NR fairy with

It was only now that doubts about the hasty decision to retrofit unused cannon to the Typhoon were coming to the fore . . .
2nd is 6Z3 with

The judges agreed, replacing a Sergeant grappling a pair of Russian Bazookas with a team of very Petty Officers produced a pole dance of the highest calibre.
And the winner is:


Arandcee with

After this incident, Right Said Fred wasn't allowed near the super glue ever again.
An honorable mention to JagRigger, for expressing what many of us feel!!
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Old 30th Nov 2008, 18:58
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Wow - I'd like to thank the academy, everyone that voted for me, my agent, and my parents, without whom . . . sorry, but I rarely win anything!!!

OK, I hope this one hasn't been done before but I'm not looking through 300 odd pages!

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Old 30th Nov 2008, 19:11
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Aw sh!t, I thought the chief said 10 Zulu.
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Old 30th Nov 2008, 19:19
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Whhhaaaaa the fffffffffuuuuuuuu.......!!!
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Old 30th Nov 2008, 19:43
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Bloke on left of top of lorry to bloke on right: "Why can't he stop so we can get on like normal passengers?"

Bloke on left of top of lorry to bloke on right: "Are you sure this is the only way to read the serial number?"
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Old 30th Nov 2008, 20:43
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That idiot pilot is trying to play 'Chicken' with us: so, don't nobody move!!
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Old 30th Nov 2008, 22:29
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Pilot to CP

I knew we'd get grief when the Ministry subbed the tarmacing to the Paddies.
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Old 30th Nov 2008, 22:42
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Kopalski! You sure they said fix 23 LEFT?

Kopalski........come back!
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 02:28
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Objects in mirror are closer than they appear...
 
Old 1st Dec 2008, 07:55
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Taken from this week's guest publication Cornwall Today.
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 08:00
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Well if he's taking off we should be O.K., but if he's landing we're in trouble.
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 08:17
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Take up slack.....all out!
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 08:33
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"Sarge - I think I've got "brownout"
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 10:52
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Just like I said Bloggs...... hold it in second - foot to the floor - piece of pish!
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