Caption competition
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"I got everything from my Daddy. Keep family members on the payroll & ruthlessly remove anyone who gets in my way. I use compliant media to manipulate the people & get away with blatant lies. All in all, life's good. But, enough about me, how do you maintain control Mr. Kim?"
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"I'm giving you a bucket of instant sunshine for Christmas."
"And I'm giving you the same."
"Or shall we just call it quits for this year?"
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS."
And to all our captioneers.
"And I'm giving you the same."
"Or shall we just call it quits for this year?"
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS."
And to all our captioneers.
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
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Trump: "Look, I've got a small favour to ask... You don't do Intellectual Property Rights here, do you, so I want you to found a magazine called Time and make me its person of the year."
Kim: "Great idea and I agree to it - but as long as I'm alive there can only be one person of the year in my country. And of the two of us, it's not you."
Kim: "Great idea and I agree to it - but as long as I'm alive there can only be one person of the year in my country. And of the two of us, it's not you."
Join Date: Sep 2007
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T: "How about I let you beat me at golf and you get the 737max flying in China?"
K (thinks very quickly): "Now you mention it, I'd like to place an order for 100 of them. Any obstacle to getting that many delivered by the end of the week?"
K (thinks very quickly): "Now you mention it, I'd like to place an order for 100 of them. Any obstacle to getting that many delivered by the end of the week?"
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
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The poll is now closed, please do not enter if you are watching +1 or on Demand...
While I am off to have a look at the entries here are what would have been my offerings for your enjoyment
Clearly photoshopped, everyone knows Kim is 7 ft 12inches tall
The strictly come dancing same sex couple get in some practice, You lead.,,,,No YOU lead
Trump, Last Thanksgiving I pardoned a Turkey
Kim, Last week I pardoned my favourite General, but I shot his 4 wives. Saved a lot on Alimony
As he is not here can we slag off Putin?
Psst wanna buy a second hand motor? I am selling the Beast . Kept me safe the past 3 years,
LFO. So that's agreed we offer the DOY asylum from HMTQ, you get the IMF to extradite him so the FBI can question him
POTUS...WTF stop talking in slitty eyed code
While I am off to have a look at the entries here are what would have been my offerings for your enjoyment
Clearly photoshopped, everyone knows Kim is 7 ft 12inches tall
The strictly come dancing same sex couple get in some practice, You lead.,,,,No YOU lead
Trump, Last Thanksgiving I pardoned a Turkey
Kim, Last week I pardoned my favourite General, but I shot his 4 wives. Saved a lot on Alimony
As he is not here can we slag off Putin?
Psst wanna buy a second hand motor? I am selling the Beast . Kept me safe the past 3 years,
LFO. So that's agreed we offer the DOY asylum from HMTQ, you get the IMF to extradite him so the FBI can question him
POTUS...WTF stop talking in slitty eyed code
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 2,756
Firstly welcome back SasLess, Is it my imagination but we have not seen you recently? hope all is well.
However Excellent contributions all round and the runner up is C52 with
Trump: "On this great day for democracy in the People's Republic of North Korea, I would like to build a golf course or two and a luxury resort. There'll be something in it for you, naturally."
And the worthy winner of the CST this time is Buster with..
"I got everything from my Daddy. Keep family members on the payroll & ruthlessly remove anyone who gets in my way. I use compliant media to manipulate the people & get away with blatant lies. All in all, life's good. But, enough about me, how do you maintain control Mr. Kim?"
Take it away Sir
K
However Excellent contributions all round and the runner up is C52 with
Trump: "On this great day for democracy in the People's Republic of North Korea, I would like to build a golf course or two and a luxury resort. There'll be something in it for you, naturally."
And the worthy winner of the CST this time is Buster with..
"I got everything from my Daddy. Keep family members on the payroll & ruthlessly remove anyone who gets in my way. I use compliant media to manipulate the people & get away with blatant lies. All in all, life's good. But, enough about me, how do you maintain control Mr. Kim?"
Take it away Sir
K
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Great South East, tired and retired
Posts: 2,531
Not a caption, but an observation:
The US camo pants don't do a very good job, when you can see a picture of Trump's face, complete with panda eyes, on the groin of the grunt's pants.
The US camo pants don't do a very good job, when you can see a picture of Trump's face, complete with panda eyes, on the groin of the grunt's pants.
