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Old 10th Dec 2019, 13:15
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After a Royal Commission lasting over 6 months, the projects failure was ultimately blamed on inflation...
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Old 10th Dec 2019, 15:53
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"Ahoy there, we're from the CAA and we've rowed all the way here from Gatwick to tell you that even though it floats there's no way we will accept that is an ultralight!"
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Old 10th Dec 2019, 18:41
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The Soviet Air Force deny emphatically they do not use Steroids. See we have proved it so with our in house testing facility
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Old 10th Dec 2019, 18:45
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Bond uses his Q supplied government issue brolly to deflate Blofield Secret lair
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Old 10th Dec 2019, 18:51
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With the United States monopoly on Helium the Germans are forced to use hot air. Supplied by Herr Geobals. However the excess pressure valve fails
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Old 10th Dec 2019, 19:08
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As the early morning mist lifted Biggles and ms Harvey discovered they were not boating on the Serpentine after all
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Old 10th Dec 2019, 22:14
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"Even with the handicap on the front, we will still beat the Jag in a race"
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Old 11th Dec 2019, 00:58
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It's the BREXIT Blimp, half in and half out
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Old 11th Dec 2019, 01:00
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Typical ! The officers are hanging out under cover and us fitters have to work outside in the rain.
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Old 11th Dec 2019, 01:30
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"Noo the plans scale is in feet, not meters"
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Old 11th Dec 2019, 01:31
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"Didn't anyone cotton on when it would no longer fit in the build bay that something was amiss?"
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Old 11th Dec 2019, 07:52
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Boris decides that when he is in a hole he keeps digging ( it gets bigger )
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Old 11th Dec 2019, 07:54
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Man in boat. I know the Election was called for in December and most of the usual halls are busy with other events but this has to be the most unusual Polling Station ever
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Old 11th Dec 2019, 07:59
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I'm sorry Ms Harvey but we need your silk knickers to repair the hole in the fabric. I bet you say that to all your female friends Mr Bond
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Old 11th Dec 2019, 13:12
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You see Hoskins, that's what happens when the MOD buy an 'off the shelf' US met balloon and get it ready for UK forces!
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Old 11th Dec 2019, 15:04
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Jimmy Page. John Bonham, John Paul Jones, and Robert Plant the members of the Led Sopwith band have a idea for a new name for the group
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Old 11th Dec 2019, 16:24
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Slugs and snails are very similar in that they are horrible and move very slowly, but a snail has a little house on its back.
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Old 11th Dec 2019, 16:56
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When Mr and Mrs Stinking-Rich have a fall out over the toilet seat they can avoid each other very easy
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Old 11th Dec 2019, 19:27
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We can't get it in, Boris is hiding up the back.
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Old 11th Dec 2019, 21:03
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Don't worry it will go in easy and it won't hurt.
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