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Old 5th Dec 2019, 22:20
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Always seems to be the case that those that post the most are the most impatient to be judged the winner.
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Old 5th Dec 2019, 22:38
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I'm happy to wait,

The trouble is it all dries up and gets bogged down. If you look at the last posts they are mainly from the person asking for it to be called, so it had dried up.
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Old 6th Dec 2019, 00:27
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Man on left: "S'not fair - someone's painted a target on me."

Other man: "It's not centred on your heart though, is it?"
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Old 6th Dec 2019, 15:17
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In the mess a simple game of Rock Paper Scissors to see who get to spend Christmas with Section Officer (you know who) degenerates when cheating is seen
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Old 6th Dec 2019, 15:23
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The other option was to have a tug of war and see who could pull the aircraft out the bog.
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Old 6th Dec 2019, 16:26
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Originally Posted by Penny Washers View Post
Calling "Fox 1" when you pull the trigger is something of an overkill, Hoskins.
The results of the Mexican jury are finally in, and I can declare the winner as Pennywashers. Well done sir - the trophy is on its way (although it needs the fingerprints wiping off). Take it away.
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Old 7th Dec 2019, 09:24
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Si Si Senor - what's that got to do with it?
Anyway, have a go at this:
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Old 7th Dec 2019, 09:43
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The hangar, she say please use more lubricant!

Or:

Nurse, the waters seem to have broken!
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Old 7th Dec 2019, 10:12
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The hard part was finding a Durex big enough.
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Old 7th Dec 2019, 10:18
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Yes, I thought we might be getting some ribald comments for this one. No matter - let it rip!

After all, size doesn't matter.
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Old 7th Dec 2019, 10:53
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Will it fit your garage?
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Old 7th Dec 2019, 11:45
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Bae build HMS Astute in yards when the plans clearly said feet
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Old 7th Dec 2019, 12:57
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"Why every time when we dock inside here do the crew all rush to the front?"

"Well they are seamen"
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Old 7th Dec 2019, 13:04
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"Stuff the yacht and a helicopter, a houseboat and a dirigible is the future"
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Old 7th Dec 2019, 13:05
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FFS Mr Musk, can't you just land it vertically?
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Old 7th Dec 2019, 13:05
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"OK Captain, they're loading the Torpedo now"
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Old 7th Dec 2019, 13:20
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"Well I've tried flushing, I even added extra tissue, but it won't shift"
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Old 7th Dec 2019, 13:27
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"Vorsprung durch Jammedit"
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Old 7th Dec 2019, 14:00
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Section Officer Harvey brushes against the mini balloon in the hanger and the result was most unexpected
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Old 7th Dec 2019, 14:01
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The Hydrogen valve gets stuck
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