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Old 16th Nov 2019, 16:30
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You'd never catch me going out dressed like that - I mean, look at the length of those trousers.
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Old 16th Nov 2019, 16:38
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After a particularly embarrassing cap comp caption, Kiltrash is forced to go in disguise to the PPRuNe ball
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Old 16th Nov 2019, 16:46
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"Why is everyone staring at me?"
"Well you do look a bit ridiculous wearing a buoyancy aid indoors"
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Old 16th Nov 2019, 20:01
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"Looks reasonable, but we need to colour the top hood in dayglo orange, then get 200 of these people to stand on each side of the runway at Heathrow. If the wind changes, they can walk to the cross runway. Simples."
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Old 16th Nov 2019, 21:45
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Mr. Rogers meets lysergic acid diethylamide.

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Old 16th Nov 2019, 21:55
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I do appreciate the effort you've put in but I think the Paras will prefer to keep using their current 'chutes...
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Old 16th Nov 2019, 23:48
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At Epstein's party on Porn Island, Donald needed a special kind of masquerade costume to disguise his hair.
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Old 16th Nov 2019, 23:49
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"...and the sorting hat says...Gryffindor!"
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 04:58
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This what happens when you get one number wrong on the NATO stock number for a pair of “socks, aircrew” !
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 04:59
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Oi !

who took my broom !
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 09:53
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I'm Elton John, and I am "ROCKET MAN"!
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 10:20
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That's one hell of a Wedgie Frank!
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 11:55
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Virgin Galactic's emergency re-entry suit may need further development before live testing on humans commences.
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 12:38
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The prisoner had just been pardoned but the firing party had already been paid and needed the practice.
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 12:58
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 13:15
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Owning to global warming Frank took every precautions to safeguard his sperm
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( and Pilots)
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 13:17
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Hiss hmm...... 'I am your father Luke'
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 13:18
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Bae sell the RAF / RN the new all immersive F35 flight suit
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 13:42
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Smithers was ready for the ice bucket challenge!
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Old 17th Nov 2019, 13:46
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"Now, children, let's have a big round of applause for our magician, Mr Happy. And he swears blind there is nothing hidden about his person."
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