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Old 29th Oct 2019, 23:50
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He was Kimmy and he was the fattest milkman in the East.
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Old 29th Oct 2019, 23:54
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"How many Hans high? No, that was the German pilot in the last caption photo!"
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Old 30th Oct 2019, 02:07
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Having the little fat one on ones back, the colour soon drained out of Black Beauty.
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Old 30th Oct 2019, 02:11
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Joey fondly remembered the good times, wrapped in barbed wire and being chased by a tank through no mans land, much better than his current predicament.
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Old 30th Oct 2019, 02:29
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"Yes it's a female unicorn, I was informed that only the male has a horn"
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Old 30th Oct 2019, 04:33
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Why yes the horses name is Donald Trump, how did you guess ?
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Old 30th Oct 2019, 08:22
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I wanted white Starion... you know, the car by Mitsubishi. Nincompoops!
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Old 30th Oct 2019, 08:30
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Glorious Leader I know he is your assistance animal but there really is no space on the Submarine
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Old 30th Oct 2019, 08:35
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In a remake of the Milk Tray advert the producers are disappointed the women reject the chocolates and 'hero' in favour of the horse
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Old 30th Oct 2019, 08:36
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'Look at that [email protected] on that horse' is the cry from the troops
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Old 30th Oct 2019, 09:01
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I always dreamed of this moment... me on a snow white charger, my silken breasts heaving in excitement... Don't write that down!
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Old 30th Oct 2019, 09:11
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"Where did you find that fat beast?"

"I was at my stable and he just climbed on!"
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Old 30th Oct 2019, 09:36
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I hear the Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse are looking for a Forth for Bridge
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Old 30th Oct 2019, 10:48
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Old 30th Oct 2019, 10:50
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"The stars on the harness?...... Ahh yes, I get idea from ww2 movies, each wone represents a General i have kil..... erm re-educated."
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Old 30th Oct 2019, 10:54
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"Why you play "He ain't heavy, he's my brother" as the background music?, you know glorwious brother meet twagic end and pass away peacefully in malaysia."
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Old 30th Oct 2019, 14:47
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Don't know why Donald gets worked up about Female Astronauts when this is the first horse fired into space and returned safely. Severe flatulence too near the tomb of the unknown warrior
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Old 30th Oct 2019, 14:50
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Why are they above the tree line and a bit dangerous? Well the horse is the re incarnation of his dead half brother and looks to take revenge
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Old 30th Oct 2019, 14:55
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Kim takes Lukes part on the ice planet in Star Wars where the great and good Empire soundly defeats the evil American DarthTwump
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Old 30th Oct 2019, 16:22
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Glorious Leader prepares to showcase NK's industrial heartland.
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