OK, having overslept on it (have you seen the weather this morning?) and deliberated further over my cornflakes:
Runner up with his milk-curdling vision of absolute horror is Kiltrash:
"Nutty was never the same having caught a glimpse of Diana Abbott and Jeremy Corbyn sharing a bath to save water"
But this week's winner is Andytug:
"Oops, left the safety catch off on my Tazer......"
Well done, CST is en-route to Southport by environmentally sound transport so it'll probably be with you around New Year's Eve...
Mine might have been "You'll never guess what he was doing when the wind changed!"