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Actung,,,,,,, Zer results part zwie
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She's a little Scots woman, about so high, looks like wee Jimmy Krankie. Gott in Himmel, ONE OF YOU must know where she is!!!! Ah for God's Sake, Hess, take a 110, go find her. Ach, mein ulcers!
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Yes, I get that you know all zer words to "Springtime for Hitler" but Zer Producers is mein most very super favourite film and if you don't leaf right now, I will haff you SHOT!
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The Fuhrer indicates that it was four runs, but all eyes are on Section Officer Harvey, who was streaking on the pitch.
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Catching the Bus Customers are requested to arrive at the bus stop at least five minutes before the bus is due and give a clear hand signal to the driver to stop the bus. Nearly all the stops we serve are "request stops", so you must signal or the bus might not stop.
Zat ist all...........
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She's a little Scots woman, about so high, looks like wee Jimmy Krankie. Gott in Himmel, ONE OF YOU must know where she is!!!! Ah for God's Sake, Hess, take a 110, go find her. Ach, mein ulcers!
AND..
Yes, I get that you know all zer words to "Springtime for Hitler" but Zer Producers is mein most very super favourite film and if you don't leaf right now, I will haff you SHOT!
Zwie
Ascend Charlie Mit
The Fuhrer indicates that it was four runs, but all eyes are on Section Officer Harvey, who was streaking on the pitch.
Drie
C52 mit
Catching the Bus Customers are requested to arrive at the bus stop at least five minutes before the bus is due and give a clear hand signal to the driver to stop the bus. Nearly all the stops we serve are "request stops", so you must signal or the bus might not stop.
Zat ist all...........
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Blimey, thanks Nutty - thought Strictly Come Goosestepping had nailed it for Penny Washers!
Here's a quicky for the weekend - judging on Monday morning...
Here's a quicky for the weekend - judging on Monday morning...
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"That's NOT a Truncheon!!!"
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"Joker huh....who's 'aving a larf now mate?"
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"If you'd only kicked those cans down the road, we wouldn't have arrested you until at least 2020"
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"Well you're going to experience climate change first hand, the bloody cells are freezing."
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"As you're such a fan of glue, we're going to stick you in a cell"
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"You should have carried on sniffing the stuff mate, not glueing yourself to trains with it."
The civilian advisors at MOD attempt to modernize the Army walking out dress fails spectacularly
I heard those Territorial Regiments have some funny ideas on dress but even a dumb plod like me is not buying your story !
Hi honey I will be home as soon as my shift ends, and you will never guess what I picked up at work today !
