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Old 14th Sep 2019, 12:41
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"You don't look sick at all. Is this a wind up?"
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Old 14th Sep 2019, 12:43
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"E....thar's money in thar's brass"
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Old 14th Sep 2019, 12:46
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"So nurse, remember the drill.......... cock, hook, and then we all look"




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Old 14th Sep 2019, 13:13
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"Yup this ones definitely Royal Navy, I can feel his crabs"
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Old 14th Sep 2019, 13:17
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"Oh dear..... Sir, it looks like we are going to have to call you Officer Dribble"
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Old 14th Sep 2019, 13:26
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"He says that ever since we inserted the butt plug, the chain has been getting in the way"
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Old 14th Sep 2019, 18:03
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Nurse, yes but there is a difference between red lipstick and gonorrhea
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Old 14th Sep 2019, 21:24
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Actors demonstrate for Pathe News that life in a services hospital is a joy for staff and patients alike.
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Old 14th Sep 2019, 21:39
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"Before you continue would one of you please close the curtains, there is a bunch of spotters by the perimeter hedge photographing us"
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Old 14th Sep 2019, 21:55
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"Nurse when I said he needed assistance in polishing his rocket to get some relief, I don't remember mentioning using Walpol"
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Old 15th Sep 2019, 00:53
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OK, enough nurse jokes for a while.

The award goes to Treadigraph:
Now, now, it's just a little prick... oh! ...which seems to be what you are used to.
(Similar to when I order a coffee, the girl says "It won't be long" - how can she tell from the other side of the counter???)
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Old 15th Sep 2019, 01:18
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Blimey - thanks AC, here's a quickie for a day or two - a very old and quite well known pic, I believe all concerned survived - except maybe the truck and the 182.

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Old 15th Sep 2019, 01:43
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Truck driver: "Didn't you see the stop sign?"
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Old 15th Sep 2019, 01:56
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Most people just mount Bulls horns or Cow skulls...
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Old 15th Sep 2019, 05:51
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Now all we have to do is pop a missile on and we have a drone to take out the Taliban trucks
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Old 15th Sep 2019, 05:53
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Just wish it was bigger
oh sorry did not see we have moved onto the next picture
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Old 15th Sep 2019, 08:29
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While filming a segment for Top Gear, Hammond found out that Captain Slow wasn't quite as slow as Clarkson had claimed...
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Old 15th Sep 2019, 09:47
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Trump has ordered Civil Air Patrol to use more force when spotting illegals crossing the border

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Old 15th Sep 2019, 10:44
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The producers for James Bond and Mission Impossible had inadvertently booked the same place in Greece for their opening film sequence
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Old 15th Sep 2019, 10:45
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Well, gonna need more space on the insurance claim
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