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Old 1st Sep 2019, 19:59
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I'm afraid but your lunch guests, Donald and Kim have had to call off, the chairs are not strong enough
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Old 1st Sep 2019, 20:30
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Yes sorry Mr President, we need to get another settling round the table, Prime Minister Johnston has suspended the British Parliament, we can now invite him to the dictator club
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Old 1st Sep 2019, 20:43
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"If I want a State Banquet without any guests, I'll have a State Banquet without any guests."

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"Regrettably, all my friends are indisposed this evening."

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"Now that no one's watching, fill up my glass of red with that white you're holding."
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Old 1st Sep 2019, 22:30
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Mmmm... I'm getting... tart. Er, familiar... bitter... almonds? No! No, I know, It's Novichek!
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Old 1st Sep 2019, 22:31
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"For you, Mr Prezident, a zpecial treat - Donald Trump's BRAIN!"
"...a bit small, isn't it?"
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Old 1st Sep 2019, 22:45
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"Yes, Mr President, this is the wild boar you wrestled to death,and the potatoes and veg came out of your allotment."
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Old 2nd Sep 2019, 04:49
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Not long now Sir, and then you can take your shirt off again.
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Old 2nd Sep 2019, 04:52
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First, some Nyonoksa Caviar followed by your favourite movie, Skyfall...now, now, don't pull that face...
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Old 2nd Sep 2019, 06:41
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Now, if you eat up all your greens like a good boy, Nursey will let you play with your submarines for 10 minutes before beddy-byes...
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Old 2nd Sep 2019, 08:04
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... and this is a gift from Jeremy Corbyn.... we've never heard of him either...

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Old 2nd Sep 2019, 09:29
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ah.. liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti FFSFFffsfsfsfffff
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Old 2nd Sep 2019, 10:21
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We require a tie to be worn by gentlemen dining in this establishment. If sir doesn't have one, we can provide something suitable...
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Old 2nd Sep 2019, 11:34
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"Seasoning Sir? Perhaps some caesium or maybe Sir would prefer some polonium-210?"






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Old 2nd Sep 2019, 11:37
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Putin gets in some practice before the State visit to Great Britain
or
No No you clot pass the port from the right.
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Thank you for cumming Mr Bondski. Now when you get to Salisbury please make it look like suicide, not like those last 2 clots we sent
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Mesage from HM Queen Elizabeth, can we help her with that Thomas Markle problem?
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Old 2nd Sep 2019, 11:43
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If I may make a recommendation, Sir, the Salisbury Steak is Chef's signature dish, highly seasoned with a unique blend of ingredients...
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Old 2nd Sep 2019, 13:20
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Putin plainly thought Ascend Charlie's attempt at humor to be a gross failure.
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Old 2nd Sep 2019, 14:38
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Excellent makeover Svetlanna but don't you think you are taking being the Presidential food taster a bit too serious?
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Old 2nd Sep 2019, 14:39
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No I do not want any f***king broccoli or cauliflower, I already have florets
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Old 2nd Sep 2019, 19:27
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The 2 waiters were doing a great job, but apparently Svetlana under the table was not doing so good.
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Old 2nd Sep 2019, 23:42
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Despite not doing very well on his 'knife and forker', Starshy Praporshchic Putin eventually passed officer training and went on to great heights.
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