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Old 29th Aug 2019, 22:26
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"Yep, the crane spins round and round, faster and faster, the plane rises until its wings are level and its airspeed a good 100 kts, then we start the engine, release the ropes and bisto! it's airborne without burning an ounce of fuel."
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Old 30th Aug 2019, 00:35
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"Ok yep, that should do it, get onto BAe marketing and tell them to add into the MOD brochure about its ability to stay aloft for 6 hours without refuelling, thus meeting their specification"
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Old 30th Aug 2019, 02:37
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This is not what I meant by supporting the fight in Ukraine...
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Old 30th Aug 2019, 04:48
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Man on left in white hat: "Shouldn't they be using this third tie-down to support the (SNAP!!)..."
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Old 30th Aug 2019, 05:27
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I got this after watching one of those films with the Jungle traps. Anyway, the guy installing it said we'd have no trouble catching intruders...
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Old 30th Aug 2019, 11:30
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"I know you want a profile of our aircraft painting on the hangar wall, but couldn't you just have got a stencil?
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Old 30th Aug 2019, 13:32
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Could you not just gotten a step ladder from Stores so you could change the wing tip nav light?
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Old 30th Aug 2019, 14:15
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Man on right checking watch: "This seems an awful lot of work just to change a tire!"
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Old 30th Aug 2019, 14:18
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Ok, another 90 degrees then shake like hell! That'll make those buggers fall out!
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Old 30th Aug 2019, 15:07
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The pilot gets the impression that he has been hung out to dry.
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Old 30th Aug 2019, 17:08
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"Man nearest left, don't get stroppy with me"
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Old 30th Aug 2019, 17:09
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"Are you sure this is how we remove the wings?"

"Well that's what the Herc guys over there have done"
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Old 30th Aug 2019, 17:10
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"Nope, it still won't fit in the Herc, what about we try standing it on end next?
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Old 30th Aug 2019, 21:23
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Proof of concept works so we sell this to the Wardens when they find a truck parked illegally
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Old 30th Aug 2019, 21:26
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This should stop Hoskins having his wicked way with Section Officer Harvey.
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Old 30th Aug 2019, 21:27
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Actually filmed at Kemble and the dismantle team complain, if only we had studied a little harder we could have that job in Arizona.

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Old 30th Aug 2019, 23:22
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Rube Goldberg* does airplane cleaning...

*It's America. Heath-Robinson fans can substitute a GAL Fleet Shadower or a Short Seamew
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Old 31st Aug 2019, 07:52
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The steel cage white knuckle ride at tbe sea side get a even cheaper makeover.
or
In a closed cockpit no one can hear you scream
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Old 31st Aug 2019, 09:19
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Everyone thinks those great photos from the Mach Loop just happen, but the reality was a lot of rehearsal was involved.
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Old 31st Aug 2019, 15:12
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Judging tomorrow chaps.

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