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Old 3rd Aug 2019, 09:24
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24 inch ledge? Pah I can do that on 6 inch ledge, said peg leg Jake. But found no takers for positions 2&3
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Old 3rd Aug 2019, 15:25
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Talking And The WINNER Is...

"Unfortunately, just as they performed their famous "Lightning Rod" maneuver, the Hindenberg passed overhead." by Buster Hyman, who accrued bonus points for his knowledge that New York City was on the doomed dirigible's final approach to Lakehurst, New Joisey.

The humo(u)rous gymnastics of Kiltrash, treadigraph, ivor toolbox, ShyTorque, c52, NutLoose, Traffic Is Er Was and other contributors kept me on the edge with vertigo: laughing heartily, I had to be a contortionist to avoid losing my balance and taking a fall!

The Flying Wallendas are on their way with the CST, Buster Hyman! Well Done, Sir!

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Mein Kapitan! I vas tellink you not to be flyink so low over those akrobats!
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Old 3rd Aug 2019, 21:18
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Von Braun's unmanned V2 rocket fails on the launch pad

ps Well done Buster
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Old 3rd Aug 2019, 22:18
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What does "rauchen verboten" mean? Whoops...

Nice one Buster and thanks cavuman1!
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Old 4th Aug 2019, 03:28
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It's all in the bonus points!

Always an honour to have the CST at Casa Del Hym....my place. Let's return to our perennial favourite once again...



Last edited by Buster Hyman; 4th Aug 2019 at 03:29. Reason: "Too big!"...I've heard that often, but I'm sure it's a first for Nutty...
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Old 4th Aug 2019, 07:44
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What goes on a fishing trip stays on a fishing trip
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Old 4th Aug 2019, 07:45
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If I was in Amerika I would have a Stetson this big
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Old 4th Aug 2019, 07:49
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Must remember to invite Kim and Don on the next trip, 'Hey accommodation Manager get beds this big'
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Old 4th Aug 2019, 08:27
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All together now...
"When you're happy and you know it, clap your hands..."
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Old 4th Aug 2019, 08:46
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Was that a submarine with Kim on board?
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Old 4th Aug 2019, 09:12
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(Remember that old deodorant jingle?)
"You need Uncle Sam, you need Uncle Sam, let's get together with the stars and stripes can..."
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Old 4th Aug 2019, 09:54
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Man walking away. (Thinks ) Damm! just cause Putin forgot his boots and I was the only one with the same size feet. ( Says ) Yes Mr President I willingly give you my shoes, think nothing off it and no I do not deserve Hero of the Soviet Union award

Last edited by Kiltrash; 4th Aug 2019 at 16:04.
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Old 4th Aug 2019, 09:57
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Now remember if the enemy patrol boat approaches we are just poor local fishermen... Sergi put away the RPG now!
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Old 4th Aug 2019, 10:28
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Have you seen the President, roughing it in a tent
With that famous icy stare, and his nostrils in the flare
Bush hats and cargo trousers, white nikes and very few showers
Shooting every bird, or that’s what I have heard

It’s where Doris Day loves to holiday
Why don't you show off yer manly bits
Putin on the ritz

Outdoor type wearing greatcoats, pants with tights
Takes off shirt showing saggy tits
Putin on the ritz

Dressing like a down-at-heel trooper
Trying mighty hard to look like Henry Cooper (splash it all over)

Come let's fish where lumberjacks chop down sticks
With their "tackle" in their mitts
Putin on the ritz

It’s where Doris Day loves to holiday
Why don't you show off yer manly bits
Putin on the ritz
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Old 4th Aug 2019, 10:37
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"Vlad, you need a hearing aid - they didn't call out "Show us yer PITS!""
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Old 4th Aug 2019, 12:59
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..M,C A...I want to stay at the...
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Old 4th Aug 2019, 16:22
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Sergei. Find out who stole my yard of ale, and if it was that dog Nutloose again tell him I have a cold hard cell for him in Lubyanka and to make it worse for him NO internet access
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Old 4th Aug 2019, 16:55
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How big a fool do I think Trump is ? That big !
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Old 4th Aug 2019, 16:57
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If you don't catch a fish that big for me, you had better pack your bags for your North Korean "holiday' !
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Old 4th Aug 2019, 17:00
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OK I give up, Why oh Why is that Fuc*ker Kim always the subject of a CAPCOM contest and never me !!! ?
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