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Hammond ordered these to meet the Future Navy Requirements budget? Would that be Richard Hammond?
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"Teresa said she will brief me later, I don't know why, nanny always helps me put them on."
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" The good thing about this job is if the neighbours call the police about us shouting, I can change the neighbours."
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"Nazanin Zaghari? never tried it, I'm more of a Biryani man myself"
Rating bravely hiding behind the davit. Lord help us
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Rating holding ET Now you may have travelled 6 Billion Light Years but if you do not have the correct Visa it is detention for you. None of this EU Free Movement boll0cks
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Rating holding ET Now you may have travelled 6 Billion Light Years but if you do not have the correct Visa it is detention for you. None of this EU Free Movement boll0cks
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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When Boris went for a ride on the river
He came ashore saying "well I never!
Tell you something, chums
I'm soaked up to me plums
Any wonder that I so often dither!"
He came ashore saying "well I never!
Tell you something, chums
I'm soaked up to me plums
Any wonder that I so often dither!"
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I say chaps, I've thought up a simply wizard wheeze to piss off that Carol Codswalloper...
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"We've been fishing, but sadly no sturgeon speared on this trip"
When you've quite finished mucking about sir, Manual would like his Life Preserver back.
The PM"s half-hearted attempt at suicide by hanging was foiled when he became entangled in a pesky torpedo.