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Old 9th Jul 2019, 04:32
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Doris thought she'd landed her dream job in Aviation...until she turned around & saw the pilots.
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Old 9th Jul 2019, 08:35
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Judging tonight. In about 12 hours.
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Old 9th Jul 2019, 09:27
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Girl, (am I allowed to call her that?) looks to the sky and screams, What's that Big Ugly Fat Fella doing barrelling down the runway here at Blackbushe?
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Old 9th Jul 2019, 19:58
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My entry might have been:

A protester disrupts the launch event for Chris Grayling's new 3bn airline "Spirit of the Berlin Airlift" which guarantees the delivery of essential supplies in the event of a no-deal Brexit.

Protesters from the Brexit party want the airline renamed "Spirit of the Lydd and Manston Airlift".
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Old 9th Jul 2019, 20:06
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Hard to choose from a not very short shortlist - this week, brevity is the soul of wit, and Kiltrash wins with:

Plane what plane?

The CST is flying to you, as long as you don't live more than a mile or so from the location of the photograph. Alternatively, the young lady will deliver it in person, but that will take longer.
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Old 9th Jul 2019, 20:43
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Many thanks C52, oh what's that? oh the door bell, it's the lady in the Hot Pants with the trophy. I had better invite her in, so putting up a new picture may take a couple off hours,( I wish.)
No really in truth am on the train back from London, so it will be a couple off hours

See you all soon.
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 04:40
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Please may I offer this one


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Old 10th Jul 2019, 05:08
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When the crew found out how big the fine was for overflying the yodelling contest, they really hit the roof.
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 06:08
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Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie View Post
When the crew found out how big the fine was for overflying the yodelling contest, they really hit the roof.
They obviously didn't understand the gravity of the situation.



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Old 10th Jul 2019, 06:18
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"HOSKINS! What the blazes are you doing?"
"I think he's attempting re-entry Sir..."
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 06:19
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I said mind the stick shaker not get the salt n pepper shaker!
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 07:48
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To save money, Scotland's nascent space programme simulates zero gravity using an old National Express coach and a hump back bridge...
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 08:01
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"After forking out 200 grand, I didn't think I'd have to serve myself...."
Virgin Galactic customer
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 08:58
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I don't care if you are a Doctor....you are not coming near me with those gloves on....
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 10:01
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RyanAir trial seatless flights combined with a Ksan approach to reduce fuel burn.
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 10:03
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"I don't know what happened, we hit 88mph in this tunnel and the bloody car disappeared."
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 10:09
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Chinook rear crew less than impressed with new junior pilot's general handling skills
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 10:30
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 11:18
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Hoskins realised he had committed a massive faux pas, by passing the port to the right instead of the left....
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Old 10th Jul 2019, 11:20
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"Bloody MCAS won't turn off!!! "

(Too soon?)
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