Caption competition

[Kiltrash]

OFFICER please sort out these potholes, look what' they have done to my tyres

[Ascend Charlie]

After some close inspection, the Cardinals all agreed that it was white smoke, and that a new Pope had been chosen.

[Kiltrash]

In a climactic final scene, Luke and Han rush from the damaged Falcon to tackle the Dark Lord before he can draw his light sabre

[Penny Washers]

Early vectored thrust experiments involved tests of only one axis at a time.

[Parson]

ATIS:
"...........
Runway three zero: vegetation-vegetation-vegetation"

[treadigraph]

The use of Maxaret in the pilot's underwear proved to be a failure...

[NutLoose]

"It's a handicap race against the Jag on the runway, but I fear the Jag is about to be blown into the weeds"

[c52]

"When we told you that for the purposes of the exercise, the runway was to be considered blown up and you were to use your initiative, we meant you to divert to another suitable airfield."

[NutLoose]

"What did that Spaniard mean by grass e ass?........ Oh sh*t..."

[NutLoose]

"E's definitely over the white line....e's gonna get a 5 second penalty for that you know, I bet e' tells 'em Verstuffem ran 'im wide"

[Kiltrash]

Maverick for the purpose of this exercise the hard deck is 10000.said Viper ( pointlessly )

[Kiltrash]

In a previous life Fowler when claiming a kill would celebrate by sniffing the white powder. (Only works if you are a Liverpool fan )

[Dan Gerous]

It's not just the plane that is smoking grass, by the looks of it.

[ivor toolbox]

Last call for boarding on this one, I'll be judging later.

Ttfn

[NutLoose]

"Well if it is a Gnat its lost its c*ck as that's even closer"

[ivor toolbox]

Well, after due considerations... the winner is c52 with "that stopped in a couple of hundred metres, Order top quality turf for our aircraft carrier", honourable mentions to treadigraph and nutloose for mentioning big boobies underpowered french engines, and Winkle Brown, but not all at the same time.

Now, fresh from my roof the CST is heading for c52

Ttfn

[c52]

Wow, thank you!

I sometimes think I have the best entries but this time I thought there were far better ones. I shall offer a new picture in the morning.

[c52]

The site has changed and I can't use a URL to the chosen image - where it says "paste a file URL" I can paste it in, but it is immediately overwritten by "paste a file URL" again.

It's the same with Firefox & Chrome.

[NutLoose]

Originally Posted by c52

The site has changed and I can't use a URL to the chosen image - where it says "paste a file URL" I can paste it in, but it is immediately overwritten by "paste a file URL" again.

It's the same with Firefox & Chrome.

Post the URL here and put [img] in front of the address and [/img] at the end of it and try that, failing that just paste the URL and I will see if I can do anything

[Wensleydale]

...or just copy the image to your desktop and then use the browse option.