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Old 26th Jun 2019, 19:19
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Old 26th Jun 2019, 21:52
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Old 27th Jun 2019, 01:20
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Eddie Jordan's career had been varied: bank clerk, racing driver, team owner, BBC commentator and now extreme burger barista...
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Old 27th Jun 2019, 01:49
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I have had a absolute whizzo idea for a TV show, we get some unattractive presenter to stand at the local government re cycling centre and when a local comes to skip rubbish we take it off him and convert it to something absolutely amazing ..Nurse Kiltrash needs his stronger medication
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Old 27th Jun 2019, 01:55
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Well if we supersize the casing everyone will think the Adour engine will have the power to get the Jag off the ground and not just be a leaf blower
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Old 27th Jun 2019, 10:50
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Revealed! What all those engineers clustered under the engine cowling of your aircraft are really up to!
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Old 27th Jun 2019, 10:51
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The EGT guage is calibrated to show rare, medium, and well done.
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Old 27th Jun 2019, 13:22
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Just set it... and forget it!
(With copyright apologies to Ron Popeil)

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Old 27th Jun 2019, 13:34
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Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

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Old 27th Jun 2019, 13:52
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If "Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven" then "Nothin' says foreigner like somethin' from the after boreigner"! Never mind....

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Old 27th Jun 2019, 15:41
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Old 27th Jun 2019, 15:43
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Old 27th Jun 2019, 15:45
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"You don't want it rare? I better open the bleed valve then"
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Old 27th Jun 2019, 18:14
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Judgement Time!

I was surprized that no-one mentioned that Boeing had at last found a use for the Max8, but I have to say that there were some good off the wall results.
For some - there was quantity - for others there was quality, but the nearest to my thoughts of the frozen chicken gun came from Cavuman1 with:

[color=left=#000000]"Off-Screen Left: Incensed by the 108 decibel noise, an angry neighbor uses an air cannon to launch frozen chickens into the fan section of the "grille". Damage is minimal and the birds turn out to be spicey and delectable".

Despite the spelling of neighbour, you have the CST. Congratulations and take it away! (Just because you broke away in 1776 it doesn't mean that you don't have to use proper English!!!)

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Old 27th Jun 2019, 18:49
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale View Post
Judgement Time!

I was surprized that no-one mentioned that Boeing had at last found a use for the Max8, but I have to say that there were some good off the wall results.
You mean like...
Boeing manage to offload their surplus 737MAX's....
And it's surprised. (Just because you lost a colony in 1776 doesn't mean that you don't have to use proper English!!!)


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Old 27th Jun 2019, 19:07
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OK - I missed one. (picky).
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Old 27th Jun 2019, 21:02
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Talking Tootle Pip and Bumbershoots!

Sir Wensleydale, I am indeed honoured to fly the winning colours of the Coffmann Starter Trophy on the bonnet of my Silver Shadow! The Spirit of Ecstasy blushes, e'en as we speak. I am 'umbled, and as you know, apples and pears up the stairs. Would that we cousins 'cross the pond speak the common language which divides us as well as do its originators. You are right and we are wrong. What of that, eh? Forthwith, notwithstanding, I offer the following for the Politic Would-be's of the PPRuNe World:




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Old 27th Jun 2019, 23:10
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Beaggles knew there was something different about flying in the southern hemisphere, but had to paws to think what it was.
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Old 27th Jun 2019, 23:29
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It was certainly a bit Squirrely in the air this morning

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Old 28th Jun 2019, 01:05
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"Arf! Arf!..........Baaaarf!"
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