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Old 18th Apr 2019, 14:00
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Brian wished that he hadn't ordered the air conditioning option for his new microlight.
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Old 18th Apr 2019, 14:20
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The wind tunnel report was given undue credence, to the eventual extent that the aircraft ended up looking just like - a wind tunnel
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Old 18th Apr 2019, 15:05
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Prop from StarTrek The Motion Picture is found in James T Kirk's trophy cabinet
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Air lander 2.0 starts flight testing in Bedfordshire
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
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Old 18th Apr 2019, 15:09
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NTSB reports that after a hard landing the aircraft splits at frame 27
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Proof that the B777 engine is the same diameter as a B737 fuselage
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Tannoy... would someone please bring the Pilots watch from the rear steps to the cockpit
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Old 18th Apr 2019, 15:16
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Wings ? Who needs wings, where we are going we don't need wings
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Supreme Leader tries to pass off his new ICBM as purly a short range personal transport
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Hoskins was dissapointed that Collins was to be the Pilot
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Old 18th Apr 2019, 15:21
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"We decided to call it the Tampax Max after it was weighed, because it's a heavy bleeder and has no wings..."
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Old 18th Apr 2019, 15:24
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"Where do I sit? as far away as possible, why do you ask?"
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Old 18th Apr 2019, 16:56
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Finally....something with a longer ground run during takeoff than a Jaguar.
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Old 18th Apr 2019, 19:09
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That year had one of Cranwell's largest intakes.
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Old 18th Apr 2019, 21:21
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Hoskins pushes the new Acme Drone Catcher into position, for the first demonstration of sucking them out of the sky.
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Old 18th Apr 2019, 21:28
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"To be honest it flies alright but there's one helluva draught in the cockpit!"
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Old 18th Apr 2019, 22:31
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Wings? Here we just play Lippisch service to wings.

Headache? Tense nervous headache? Take Aerodyne when you can't work out how the hell it flies...
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Old 19th Apr 2019, 04:02
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For the new Air Force One, we needed something that sucked in more people than Donald Trump.
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Old 19th Apr 2019, 04:04
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Why do you say it reminds you of your inflatable doll Nutty?
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Old 19th Apr 2019, 04:05
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After additional processing, the first images of a Black Hole become clearer...
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Old 19th Apr 2019, 06:50
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Fritz decided to build a bomber with one large engine instead of 8 smaller ones to ease maintainance of the wing spar
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Old 19th Apr 2019, 07:00
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At last somthing louder in the morning than Piers Morgan
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Old 19th Apr 2019, 07:12
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Very good Hoskins but what is it? Well it flies to inaccessible areas of forests and shreds the trees and voila the area is cleared for the new Runway with a by product of self sustainable chipping for the boiler. Should keep the climate change protesters happy

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Old 19th Apr 2019, 07:16
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"What's it fly like?"

"To be honest, it sucks!"
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Old 19th Apr 2019, 09:31
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I must say, I find this concept very hard to swallow.
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