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Old 10th Apr 2019, 23:28
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"Ere, Boss - is this one of those Egyptian Fur-ohs we were looking for?"
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Old 10th Apr 2019, 23:57
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You're not really a kangaroo are you? You're a jerboa and this is cultural appropriation...
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 08:00
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Bruce gives some last minute instructions to the Battalion Boxing Champion before the annual inter service tournament with the Poms .... Now remember Skip strike below the belt.
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 08:03
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Skip if I don't make it back please take this letter to my Shiela….. What do I look like? a bloody postie?... well you do come with a pouch
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 08:07
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Steve Irwin's Grandad starts the family business with a animal less dangerous
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 08:44
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Capt Mainwaring: "Wilson, I've got an idea."

Sgt Wilson: "Oh, please don't have."
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 08:44
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"Quick Skip - Hide this sandpaper in your pouch!"
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 09:37
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Here y'are, li'l fella, it's tiffin time for the troops. Here's your share.
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 09:52
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No I am not a Koala I am a Kangaroo. Bloody troops can't tell the difference. Stop feeding me Bamboo shoots ..
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Crocodile Dundee practice his hypnotic trance
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 10:12
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I know your lost little fella, but don't cry; from here turn left - that will get you to Cairo, turn right by the Post Office and you'll be at Suez, all you need to then is hop on a boat and you'll be home in no time.
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 10:51
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"What's that little fella, Buster tried to slip you one while you were at the watering hole, yup I've heard that about him too."
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 10:52
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"what can i say, it's didgery do or didgery don't, the choice is yours.."
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 10:54
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I'm starting to think that egg Daenerys Targaryen sold me is a wrong un and you ain't what I paid for little un"
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 11:08
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"Hmmm I wonder if you taste like chicken when roasted?"
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 11:44
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hello there little Bruce. .. now remember when they start singing about Heidegger you start jumping about. .
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 12:13
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You are feeling drowsy.........you are feeling drowsy........
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 12:16
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Ok Skip, the war's over and we're all going home. However, due to the quarantine rules, there's just one problem..........
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 13:14
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Hoskins, get formed up right now, it's Egypt, you won't need a jumper.
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 15:20
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" To think I can walk into Eygpt carrying you and no one bats an eyelid, but go home and they spray you in your seat to ensure we are not carrying any bugs"
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Old 11th Apr 2019, 16:42
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"Just keep moving, Hoskins, and no-one will recognise you in that kangaroo rig. But don't let them see your camera in the pouch.

"Hoskins? Hoskins ! ! ! Is that really you, Hoskins?

"Say something, Hoskins."

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