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Old 11th Mar 2019, 13:35
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and that's the last time Hoskvitch gets to use the station 'hack' for a flyaway.. .

Ttfn

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Old 11th Mar 2019, 13:55
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Oh look, there's a London plane...
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 15:01
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Hoskins AirTaxi pickup up Holiday Cafe Bar had to be seen, to be believed.
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 15:03
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Bimbette's response to FlyboyStud "Course you are a pilot, haha, bet you parked your jet oustide, you all say that, can recognise a dumb pickup line anywhere".
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 15:04
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Hoskings brought his best pick up assistance with him to the Cafebar.
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 15:05
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Hoksins was in a hurry so he brought the jet to the bar, normally he takes the Number 11 bus.
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 15:06
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Cocked and ready to go off at a moments notice.
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 15:10
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The bystanders in the red and blue shirts are surprised when the pilot selects full afterburner/reheat.

- Ed
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 15:17
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Look mate get 250 by sending it to ' You have been framed'
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Traffic Warden says 'Yes you are correct nothing in the rules to say a flying machine is not allowed there'
or
Having seen it was a 'Disabled Parking ' bay Hoskins put his disabled badge on the windscreen
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 16:46
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Hoskins was told "Show us your chopper" last night but none was available so he brought a jet.
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 16:49
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President Trump or Bush

"See, the United States Air Force can shoot down a cowardly French jet anytime it likes."
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 16:56
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All was well as Hoskins landed at Kai Tek, however the marshaller was asked at the wrong time 'Hey Larry where is the the tug '?
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​​​​​​I thought this is a Mig21 . Should have gone to Specsavers
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 16:58
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Hoskins couldn't get his Chopper into a Bush so he brought a Jet instead.
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 18:10
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Hey, Mav, a Mig31 here in Hong Kong!

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Old 11th Mar 2019, 20:07
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London declares its third airport.
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 20:14
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Wow those guys are really good at Close Air Support.

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Old 11th Mar 2019, 20:16
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Ready to taxi, trunks away!
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 20:23
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Stall Holder, "What are you doing".
Pilot, " A choc ice and a can of Fanta please. Any fool can land a SAR heli to get the ice creams in".


Just wait till the capitalist pigs see this. This time next week, McDonalds will have a fly thro window at all their restaurants.


Cooking instructions. Reheat: 3 seconds from chilled, or 7 seconds from frozen.

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Old 11th Mar 2019, 21:19
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"No, I wasn't in that much of a hurry. I just don't like walking very far."
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Old 11th Mar 2019, 21:41
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"No - the municipal plans definitely called for a Flowerbed in this location...."
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