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Old 18th Jan 2019, 07:35
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"...and while you're at it, you can fix the oil leak as well so we can finally get moving!"
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 08:38
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Under Corbyn (Trump) the wheels come off the labour (Republican) Party
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 08:41
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HOSKINS....Would have been easier had you not lost the jack
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Due to equipment cut backs the White Helmets have to re think their daring do display
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 08:43
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The AA Motor Cycle man regrets stopping in Liverpool
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 08:46
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Keep going Bob, KwikFit say they can have a replacement here in 2 hours
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 09:13
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Philip, don't you think at your age you should be taking it easy ?
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 09:14
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"Hey! You've dropped the wheel nut!"
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 09:39
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"Look I only asked what precession was, you don't have to demonstrate it"
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 09:41
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"Look out it's the Duke of Edinburgh in a Discovery and you know what he thinks of us slitty eyed people!"
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 09:43
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"I can't hold this up much longer, i'm getting tyred"
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 10:02
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While transiting to Biggen Hill, Circus 3 discovers a problem with the undercarriage
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 10:09
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Its just my name that is Axle!
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 10:47
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**** paint job, oil leak and the wheel has come off, how much did you pay for this?
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 11:01
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Well that's fixed the brake squeal
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 11:30
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BAE's five year design program for designing a General Use Dispersal Pilot Transport was ahead of schedule and under budget....but had a few snags to be worked out.
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 11:45
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Gnome de PPRuNe
 
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Whaddya say, is this the new Bluemobile?

Fix the cigarette lighter...
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 12:22
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"What do you mean I have to pull over because having lost the wheel we are technically a two wheel motorcycle again, and I only have a provisional licence?"
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 12:24
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"it spoke to me"
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 12:27
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"Ok, you get me alongside the Sopwith and I'll fit it"
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Old 18th Jan 2019, 12:27
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Is this going to happen every time you Korea round a corner?
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