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Old 15th Jan 2019, 14:10
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In sorry that mesage to your girlfriend Helga about getting her behind the bike sheds I sent to Hans by mistake. Reply was he will be there BIG BOY
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 14:37
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He says the Debate doesn’t start until this evening. Should we invade Poland while they’re busy?
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 14:42
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There are leaves on the line near Schweinfurt ... what should we do now?
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 15:21
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"Flying bomb nein, so Nineteen Thirties, zo much collateral damage to zer infrastructure, now zis is zer future, I call it zer drone, ve set zer airfield here, von for Heathrow, two vor Gatvick etc, and it flies to zer target und hovers, zer Britishers our powerless to stop it or fly, so ven ve invade, zer airfields are intact and come already vif zer Spitfire squadrons Galland asked for"
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 15:23
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 15:30
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"I told you to be quiet, Hitler heard somevon fart over ze radio and vants to know who it vas"
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 15:32
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" Ze are talking about zer battle of zer bulge, I vonder vhat that ist? Goerings new diet plan?"
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 16:04
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"Zis is ze new MP3 player Commandant"

"Empathy? Empathy? - ve are Nazis, ve have no empathy!"
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 16:30
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Morse code?? Ve don't sprechen British here!
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 16:33
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It's Herr Microsoft, he keeps saying "Reboot the system".
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 16:40
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It's that Nigerian prince again, says he hasn't received the 10.000 Reichsmark you promised him.
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 16:58
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Haff ve missed somezing? Zat vas einer Amerikaner saying "Ich bin ein Berliner"
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 18:26
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I vill have ein Mcfrankenfurter, mit ein steiner of bier.
Mein Gott, do you know how many calories that is?
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 19:02
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Haff ve missed somezing? Zat vas einer Amerikaner saying "Ich bin ein Berliner"
"Zo vhy vas ze American claiming to be a Jam Doughnut?"
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 19:48
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"It's someone called May, she says she vants to defect"
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 19:58
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"So ve vill delay operation sealion undtil Herr Corbyn ist in power, then march on London, our agent Abbott has informed us it ist 12 miles from zer wash, so ve vill be there in a day"
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 19:58
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When he said he was fed up with see Furher I asked him to say again his callsign.

What did he say!

He said he wasn't that fed up.
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 19:59
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Originally Posted by NutLoose View Post
?

He said "nuts"
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 20:34
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How many?

All of them.

What, all of them? More that 83?
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Old 15th Jan 2019, 20:36
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He said Gert and Daisy send their love

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