Alright chaps, time's up.
As usual you naughty lot outdid yourselves,
so after much deliberation (aided by beer) these are the results:
3rd place:
622 with
Yes Sir, I can read their sign now...it says 'We are behind you'
2nd place:
Ascend Charlie with
"They are not responding to the loudhailer, so put up the big sign that says "Show us your t!ts"
And the winner is:
cattletruck with
"The general will not pay your bribe and wants his Windows 10 computer unlocked right now".
Take it away!
Well done everybody!